Robert De Niro and Frances McDormand in Père et flic (2002)

Quotes

Père et flic

Vincent LaMarca: How'd we get this way son? I remember the day you were born.
Joey: Yeah? Well, I remember the day you left. So we're even.

Medical Examiner: Give me a break, I had to jerk off twice this morning just to get my heart started!

Michelle: He's got to choose who he wants to be.
Vincent LaMarca: Yeah, you think we got a choice? Nah, we just pretend that we got a choice.

Vincent LaMarca: It's Him. Joey. He's my son.
Dave Simon: Jesus Christ! I'm sorry.

Vincent LaMarca: Stick the Friar Tuck act up your ass. Where's Spyder?

Herb: Can't eat, can't sleep. A good shit is the adventure of my day.

Spyder: [to Gina at the drive-thru speaker] I'll have a bacon cheeseburger and a blowjob.

Spyder: [to Gina at the drive-thru speaker] I'll have a bacon cheeseburger and a blowjob.

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