Paul Gerard Smith credited as playing...
Self - Narrator
- Narrator: [on cactus apples] We tried one once, but it tasted like a cross between a mildewed bathmat and a pincushion.
- Narrator: [on a Mexican village populated by Russians] Mexico is widely known as a lazy country. In fact, the only thing ever discovered rushin' around here is this village.
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- Narrator: [after a dog fights a rattlesnake] The pup is the winner, and the new champion of the sagebrush. Hot dog!
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- Narrator: Well, sirs, the missus made up our minds - goodness, we needed a vacation. I wanted to go to the seashore and fish; she wanted to go to Mexico. So here go, in this good old bouncing blimp, rattling merrily across the wide-open spaces of the Mexican desert, where cars have lots of room and trees have lots of rheumatism.