"Subterano" is an awful awful movie that is a waste of time to watch, with poor characters and poor action scenes this is movie is a textbook failure.
All right. I consider myself to be pretty reliable when it comes knowing a good movie from a bad one. Everyone I talk to always knows they can come to me for movie advice, and I have to say that the movie "Subterano" is possibly one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Supposedly this movie is based on a comic book or video game or something, which is not a bad thing except for the fact that unless you have played/read the video game/comic book this movie will make absolutely no sense. I'm watching this movie and I feel as if it is some hour and a half long inside joke that only the makers of the movie are supposed to understand. I certainly did not understand this feeble attempt at a plot and I doubt that half the writers of this movie did either. Now I'm willing to look past a weak plot if the action in a movie like this is great, but again "Subterano" fails. The action in this movie is mild at best with boring enemies (which are stupid toy robot things) and pretty much cliché action scenes that you can find in any B rate action film.
Do yourself a favor and avoid this movie at all costs. The story makes no sense and the action is as boring as the characters. It's sad when the most fleshed out character in this movie is a robot villain named "Webbo" who has no speaking role and appears for probably about 20 seconds in the film. I'll tell you from personal experience this is an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.
Supposedly this movie is based on a comic book or video game or something, which is not a bad thing except for the fact that unless you have played/read the video game/comic book this movie will make absolutely no sense. I'm watching this movie and I feel as if it is some hour and a half long inside joke that only the makers of the movie are supposed to understand. I certainly did not understand this feeble attempt at a plot and I doubt that half the writers of this movie did either. Now I'm willing to look past a weak plot if the action in a movie like this is great, but again "Subterano" fails. The action in this movie is mild at best with boring enemies (which are stupid toy robot things) and pretty much cliché action scenes that you can find in any B rate action film.
Do yourself a favor and avoid this movie at all costs. The story makes no sense and the action is as boring as the characters. It's sad when the most fleshed out character in this movie is a robot villain named "Webbo" who has no speaking role and appears for probably about 20 seconds in the film. I'll tell you from personal experience this is an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.
- froglumper369
- Aug 31, 2005