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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg

  • TV Movie
  • 1998
IMDb RATING
7.8/10
242
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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998)
ComedyGame ShowSci-Fi

20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.

  • Director
    • Ed Bye
  • Writers
    • Paul Alexander
    • Doug Naylor
  • Stars
    • Ainsley Harriott
    • Chris Barrie
    • Craig Charles
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  • IMDb RATING
    7.8/10
    242
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Ed Bye
    • Writers
      • Paul Alexander
      • Doug Naylor
    • Stars
      • Ainsley Harriott
      • Chris Barrie
      • Craig Charles
    • 5User reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Ainsley Harriott
    • Self
    Chris Barrie
    Chris Barrie
    • Rimmer
    Craig Charles
    Craig Charles
    • Lister
    Danny John-Jules
    Danny John-Jules
    • Duane Dibbley…
    Robert Llewellyn
    Robert Llewellyn
    • Kryten
    Chloë Annett
    Chloë Annett
    • Kochanski
    • (as Chloe Annett)
    • Director
      • Ed Bye
    • Writers
      • Paul Alexander
      • Doug Naylor
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    7mattc-6

    A cooking special where you don't learn much

    A cute side episode of "Can't Cook, Won't Cook", which features host Ainsley Harriot being brought aboard the Red Dwarf shuttle Starbug to determine which of the Dwarfers (Kryten and Lister versus Rimmer and Duane Dibbley) can make the better curry. Ainsley is just as much a character as the members of the Red Dwarf crew are. Don't expect to get a recipe out of the program, but it's worth seeing for the interaction between the chef, the actors and the characters.
    10fantasysci5countrybookdr

    Funny

    I really enjoyed this. I don't usually like watching people cook, but this was an exception. Every few seconds, something funny happened, and kept it interesting. The jokes were perfectly intertwined with the cooking. I've seen it a lot of times (on my 4th series DVD) and I laugh every time. The characters stayed true to the series, as did the jokes. Cat's make up and hair looked a bit off at the beginning, but since he had to 'change' really quick, it is forgiven. The pairing of the people (Rimmer/Duane and Lister/Kryten) was funny. I loved how Ainsley (the cook) kept getting mad because they couldn't do anything right. Each character had a lot of funny moments, which I enjoyed greatly. Kriss kept watching the cooking with this look of horror, that made me laugh out loud. Rimmer cheating also fits his character very well. I would recommend this to anyone!
    james-adcock

    the recipe works

    This is not only a fun Red Dwarf bit, but a useful one too!

    I have used the recipe quite a few times, and it is good! Word of warning though, don't try to cook while watching it (and who can cook when you are laughing?). Get the ingredients and instructions down on paper first.
    10jwikstro

    great fun

    This must be Ainsley Harriott at his best. He is having such a great time with the Red Dwarf gang that it seems to bring out the best in him. When he isn't swiveling or singing, he's joyfully barking orders in his charismatic cookery way. Danny's Duane Dibbley was never better! Rimmer is smug and slimy, Kryten is hilarious and Lister is classic Lister...but all in good taste (ahem)...

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    • Trivia
      The Red Dwarf cast performed entirely in character, especially Craig Charles, who so completely threw himself into the role of Lister that he ate curry paste from the jar at one point.
    • Quotes

      [Kochanski is reluctantly preparing to taste the food]

      Ainsley Harriott: Want the blindfold on?

      Kochanski: I think I'd rather eat the blindfold.

    • Connections
      Featured in Red Dwarf: The First Three Million Years: Playing Pool with Planets (2020)

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      • February 14, 1998 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
      • English
    • Production companies
      • British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC)
      • Grant Naylor Productions
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