There were two theme songs. The group that sings/plays the first theme song is Tom Lehrer. The group that sings/plays the second theme song is unknown.
There are two theme songs. The first theme song was produced but ended up not being on the show. The second theme song was produced and ended up being on the show.
The First Theme Song lyrics that ended up not being on the show:
Counting sheep
When you're trying to sleep,
Being fair
When there's something to share,
Being neat
When you're folding a sheet,
That's mathematics!
When a ball
Bounces off of a wall,
When you cook
From a recipe book,
When you know
How much money you owe,
That's mathematics!
How much gold can you hold in an elephant's ear?
When it's noon on the moon, then what time is it here?
If you could count for a year, would you get to infinity,
Or somewhere in that vicinity?
When you choose
How much postage to use,
When you know
What's the chance it will snow,
When you bet
And you end up in debt,
Oh try as you may,
You just can't get away
From mathematics!
Andrew Wiles gently smiles,
Does his thing, and voila!
Q.E.D., we agree,
And we all shout hurrah!
As he confirms what Fermat
Jotted down in that margin,
Which could've used some enlargin'.
Tap your feet,
Keepin' time to a beat,
Of a song
While you're singing along,
Harmonize
With the rest of the guys,
Yes, try as you may,
You just can't get away
From mathematics!
The Second Theme Song lyrics that ended up being on the show:
Square One!
Square One!
Square One!
Square One!
(Saxaphone Playing)
(Synthesizer joining In)
Square One!
Squareeeeeee One!
The First Theme Song lyrics that ended up not being on the show:
Counting sheep
When you're trying to sleep,
Being fair
When there's something to share,
Being neat
When you're folding a sheet,
That's mathematics!
When a ball
Bounces off of a wall,
When you cook
From a recipe book,
When you know
How much money you owe,
That's mathematics!
How much gold can you hold in an elephant's ear?
When it's noon on the moon, then what time is it here?
If you could count for a year, would you get to infinity,
Or somewhere in that vicinity?
When you choose
How much postage to use,
When you know
What's the chance it will snow,
When you bet
And you end up in debt,
Oh try as you may,
You just can't get away
From mathematics!
Andrew Wiles gently smiles,
Does his thing, and voila!
Q.E.D., we agree,
And we all shout hurrah!
As he confirms what Fermat
Jotted down in that margin,
Which could've used some enlargin'.
Tap your feet,
Keepin' time to a beat,
Of a song
While you're singing along,
Harmonize
With the rest of the guys,
Yes, try as you may,
You just can't get away
From mathematics!
The Second Theme Song lyrics that ended up being on the show:
Square One!
Square One!
Square One!
Square One!
(Saxaphone Playing)
(Synthesizer joining In)
Square One!
Squareeeeeee One!
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- How many seasons does Square One Television have?5 seasons
- How many episodes does Square One Television have?231 episodes
- When did Square One Television premiere?January 26, 1987
- When did Square One Television end?November 6, 1992
- How long are episodes of Square One Television?30 minutes
- What is the IMDb rating of Square One Television?8.4 out of 10
- Who stars in Square One Television?
- Who wrote Square One Television?
- Who directed Square One Television?
- Who was the producer of Square One Television?
- Who was the composer for Square One Television?
- Who was the executive producer of Square One Television?
- Who was the cinematographer for Square One Television?
- What is the plot of Square One Television?A kids anthology show that humorously illustrates various elements of mathematics.
- Who are the characters in Square One Television?Mr. Whipple, 'Comedy Right Now' Drummer, A. Holding Coe, Alison, Amanda Plonk, Archie Leach, Art Fraud, Babs Bengal, Bailiff, Barney, and others
- What genre is Square One Television?Comedy, Family, and Music
- How many awards has Square One Television won?5 awards
- How many awards has Square One Television been nominated for?20 nominations
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