Golfballs!

No matter what they say. I really liked this film. It should be put in league with classics like Bikini Carwash. The theme of the broken down business has been done to death (Bikini....Hotel, Drive-in, and Bistro, as well as the Erotic house of Wax) but this one does it with style. The use of the diver was brilliant. I just hope the next generation can come up with some new ideas because the Bikini ****** idea mill is running short. They made a film called Bikini Traffic school for pete's sake. What is next...Bikini Mining Camp. Just wait if they get desperate they just might do it. Maybe I should copywrite it. :

Of course you know who's going to win the bet the moment it's agreed to, but then again that is exactly what this movie is for, mindless fun. Save it for a rainy day when you can't make it to the course yourself, and dream about the day when your favorite club installs a cart wash.

This movie fails on every single level it strives to attain. I just rented this sucker, trying to see if I could find a high-quality T&A flick in the tradition of "Porky's" and "Hardbodies." Disappointment does not begin to measure how I feel about this movie.

First off, the "plot" is too ridiculous for words. The movie starts as a blatant rip-off of "Caddyshack" and quickly proceeds downhill. Not that you rent this movie for plot -- you rent it for hooters and, ideally, a good simulated sex scene or two.

This movie does have some quality D-cups, although a couple of the most promising sets remain covered the entire flick. The highlight of the flick is the willingness of the blonde physics student to reveal her assets at the various points where the plot is going absolutely nowhere. (Incidentally, the one good joke in the flick puts this bimbo on a college campus reading a heavy text called, "The Law of Physics" -- there's just one?)But the flaw is in the execution -- she could have gone bareback so much more! After you've seen a babe take it all off, why have include scenes where she dramatically strips down to her bathing suit? Chests like hers are the reason we rent the movie -- don't scrimp.

The most ludicrous part of this movie is the scheme for saving the bad golf course -- a nude cart wash. Apparently, this golf course just happened to have a spare car wash lying around, perfectly equipped for buxom babes to get the customers into a high lather. I've been to dozens of golf courses -- these don't exist. Why not just make another car wash movie? Why was this set at a golf course? Just groan and bear it.

The most frustrating part of the flick is the lack of "romance." We get to see the babes pose, dance, and flirt, but we don't get to see any of the lucky guys become so. It's a guilty pleasure, but guys rent flicks like this to see average guys bag colossal babes. This movie doesn't let us witness the crowning effort of these movies.

A great sin. Don't rent the movie -- go to your neighborhood hot oil wrestling bar instead.

If you want to see a funny golf movie, rent Caddyshack again. Other than some soft-core nudity, this is a movie without any redeeming qualities. Rich vs. poor golf clubs, haven't I seen this before? At least Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield had swings that looked like they actually play golf when they're not making movies. The so-called pro's in this movie look like they've never picked up a club in their lives before. The cart wash sequence is a total rip-off of the Bikini Car Wash movies. Don't waste your time or money!

And that about sums it up. I give it a 5 out of 10, mostly for ripping off Caddyshack, but other than that, it takes Caddyshack one step further. And pokes fun at it. Just one hilarious movie.