Tyler Bunch, Vicki Eibner, Peter Linz, and Noel MacNeal in Tibère et la maison bleue (1997)

Quotes

Tibère et la maison bleue

Ojo: How are we going to have Thanksgiving without all the good food?
Bear: Well, Ojo, I think this might still be the best Thanksgiving ever.
Ojo: But how, Bear?
Bear: Because, Ojo, we're all together.

[repeated opening line]
Bear: It's you!

Bear: He was busy measuring things to see if they fit into his mousehole.

Bear: Don't ask me why. It's a bear thing.

Bear: Ooh! You have that just-rolled-out-of-bed smell.

Bear: A bear's three favorite words are: breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Pip: No mail for us?
Pop: No letters?
Pip: No cards?
Pop: No packages for us? Ohh.
Pip: Woe is me.
Pop: Woe is me, too.
Pip, Pop: Woe is us!
[crying]

Pip: Fun is our middle name!
Pop: No, 'Fun' is your middle name. Mine is 'Angelica,' remember?

Tutter: Oh, and Bear...
Bear: Hmm?
Tutter: Would you mind - awfully, if it's not too much trouble, if you wouldn't mind, Bear... would you please close the door? You know why?
Bear: Why?
Tutter: [yelling] It's freezing!
Bear: Sorry.
Tutter: [still yelling] Oh, sorry, sorry sorry.
[starts grumbling to himself]
Tutter: A bear for a roommate. Uncle Splutter tried to warn me, but noooo..

Luna: Oh, don't sell yourself short, Bear. Although, I don't suppose you could ever do that. You're too big.

Bear: Bears like boxes, too, only it's hard to find one big enough.

Ojo: You know, you can look at it if you want.
Pip, Pop: [gasp] Really? Thanks!
Ojo: You can look at it, too, Bear.
Bear: Oh, thanks!

Bear: Hey, I'm waiting, just like in a real doctor's office.

Tutter: Yeah, I tried pushing it in and shoving it in. It just won't go in my mousehole.

Tutter: Oh, cheddar chunks! Oh, brie!

Tutter: [outtake] Oh, come on, Ojo! Come on, hurry up!
Ojo: Yeah, this thing's a piece of shit. Let's go do something else.
Tutter: Yeah, come on, hobag! Gimme chicken pot pie!
Ojo: Hey, you squeezey little mouse! Go get it your sorry ass self!
Tutter: Don't you talk like that to me, bitch!
Ojo: Get out of my way, you piece of shit!
[the crew laughs as Bear has a worried look]

Tutter, Pip & Pop: [outtake]
[Tutter knocks on the door]
Tutter, Pip & Pop: Trick or treat!
Bear: [Bear opens the door revealing he has a shotgun in his hand] Hi guys!
Ojo, Treelo, Tutter, Pip & Pop: Bear!
[singing]
Ojo, Treelo, Tutter, Pip & Pop: It's you!
Bear: Okay.
Tutter: Trick or treat! Ah!
Bear: Back off.
[chuckles]
Pip: Oh, uh, uh, I don't need...
Bear: I-I-t-Get the teepee out of my tree, get the brown bag off my lawn,
[Ojo, Treelo, Tutter, Pip & Pop start running away]
Tutter: Oh, sorry, Mr. Bear!
Bear: Get off my property!

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