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Get your pots out kiddies here's what we're cooking up today.
Throw some bad guy space aliens that want to destroy all life on Earth into the pot.
Slowly add in another ship full of aliens with various cheap Halloween masks on that wanna stop the bad aliens.
Now mix in just a pinch of Atlanteans that are all female and dress like intergalactic hookers.
Blend in a U.S. president who looks like he should be starring in a no budget Dracula film.
Add in about 45 minutes of stock footage from various wars, you know, planes crashing or getting shot down, tanks burning, planes being launched from aircraft carriers etc.
Now add a couple of cups of footage of car crashes, houses getting blown up, and other stuff that has been ripped off from other bad movies.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot the last ingredient, Red China and the United States are at war with each other.
Stir and boil this all together and what do you get? One giant, stinky cheese omelet.
So what's the movie about? Hell, I don't know I just sat there watching it with my chin hitting the floor. All I can say is this is the worst flick I have ever endured in my life. And hey baby, I've endured some really bad ones. Hopefully You Will Never Have To See This One.
Throw some bad guy space aliens that want to destroy all life on Earth into the pot.
Slowly add in another ship full of aliens with various cheap Halloween masks on that wanna stop the bad aliens.
Now mix in just a pinch of Atlanteans that are all female and dress like intergalactic hookers.
Blend in a U.S. president who looks like he should be starring in a no budget Dracula film.
Add in about 45 minutes of stock footage from various wars, you know, planes crashing or getting shot down, tanks burning, planes being launched from aircraft carriers etc.
Now add a couple of cups of footage of car crashes, houses getting blown up, and other stuff that has been ripped off from other bad movies.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot the last ingredient, Red China and the United States are at war with each other.
Stir and boil this all together and what do you get? One giant, stinky cheese omelet.
So what's the movie about? Hell, I don't know I just sat there watching it with my chin hitting the floor. All I can say is this is the worst flick I have ever endured in my life. And hey baby, I've endured some really bad ones. Hopefully You Will Never Have To See This One.
- Cabbagetown
- Nov 1, 2006
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