“A talent agent is sitting in his office and in walks a family — a father, a mother and two kids. The father says to the agent, ‘Have I got an act for you!’”
So begins one of the most notoriously dirty jokes in the history of comedy. The specifics can vary, but the basic idea is always the same: The family walks in and offers up their act. The agent asks what the act is and one of them, usually the father, goes on to explain their routine, which involves the most shocking and depraved sex acts possible between members of the family, including but not limited to: urination, defecation, vomiting and bestiality.
The depraved part of the joke can last just a couple of minutes or upwards of an hour, and the contents change depending upon the imagination and endurance of the joke-teller. The ending, however, is always the...
So begins one of the most notoriously dirty jokes in the history of comedy. The specifics can vary, but the basic idea is always the same: The family walks in and offers up their act. The agent asks what the act is and one of them, usually the father, goes on to explain their routine, which involves the most shocking and depraved sex acts possible between members of the family, including but not limited to: urination, defecation, vomiting and bestiality.
The depraved part of the joke can last just a couple of minutes or upwards of an hour, and the contents change depending upon the imagination and endurance of the joke-teller. The ending, however, is always the...
- 8/12/2025
- Cracked
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