Jeremy Piven credited as playing...
Cupid • Trevor Hale
- Trevor Hale: Ooh. Look at this towel. I have a little rule. If you can't identify the stain, then you don't dry off with it.
- nm0005191Claire Allen: If we are sharing the bed we sleep head to toe.
- Trevor Hale: What's the point, all the interlocking parts still align.
- Trevor Hale: I hardly ever do those midnight sacrifices of small animals. I can't get the otter blood out of my coffee table!
- Trevor Hale: No idea what you just said, but it turns me on. We can agree on things if you just say things I like, just like that.
- Dr. Claire Allen: How is it we're always fighting, then?
- Trevor Hale: Well, you say something, I disagree, wittily, and then you retort with a modicum of disdain. Then you do a little thrust and parry, thrust, parry, parry, Matthew Perry, Gaylord Perry, Sheri Perry, Perry Mason, Luke Perry, William "The Refrigerator" Perry, parry...
- Dr. Claire Allen: I mean WHY, Trevor!
- Trevor Hale: Because we disagree fundamentally on everything and you do this great little turn with your mouth when you get angry. You go like this:
- [pouts, smooches and babbles on and on in babytalk]
- Trevor Hale: .
- Dr. Claire Allen: Can we just stop there while I'm still perceiving that a compliment?