- Angel Zorzak: I didn't say you could wear my jacket!
- Connie Zorzak: I didn't say you could fuck my husband.
- Starletta: [Starletta notices Angel turning around to watch Demond walking by] Hey, Linda Blair, spin your head around one more time and I'll give you an exorcism.
- Black Woman: Let me tell ya something. This is the size of his dick baby, I'm talking bout my nail, I'm talking about the pinky part. Feels like he's poking me with a coffee stirrer!
- Starletta: Then you went out natural with your Erykah Badu shit, and your hair fell out from that bad perm, I'm the one that bought the wig!
- Natalie: How do you know your friend is having sex with Desmond?
- Starletta: 'Cause I'm standing in his living room while he getting some sorry piece of traitor ass.
- Vonda: Who you calling a sorry piece of traitor ass?
- Starletta: Ho', I ain't even talking to you, it's the people from Jerry.
- Vonda: Who you calling a ho'?
- Starletta: Put you hands on me, bitch, come on! Put your hands on me. I guarantee 911 won't get here fast enough for your ass!
- Starletta: When you was walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex!