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Ric Lutze and Keith Erickson do NOT appear in YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD DOC, an amateurish early hardcore porn film reissued on Vol. 141 of Something Weird's Dragon Art Theatre series. The IMDb had merged two different films in its database, with the Lutze/Erickson starrer named NEIGHBORHOOD DOCTOR available on DVD from Historic Erotica merely an aka title for the movie HYPNO SEX (Dragon Art Vol. 139).
The movie I watched via SWV has a no-name cast and a flimsy premise. Patients come to see a shrink, but instead of getting their heads examined they get humped by the good doc and his three buxom nurses. Although Candy Samples and several other actresses provided hefty bosoms in the early days of porn features, this film is unusual in having all of its femme cast as top-heavy wonders.
Poorly photographed and haphazardly edited offering starts off with elements of a corny burlesque sketch. The first patient Tracy is an ugly woman who complains of a cuckoo bird emerging from her vagina on a daily basis. The doc examines her, with special digital and oral attention to her vagina, and concludes that insertion of his own "cuckoo bird" (read: penis) will do the trick. She digs it and ends up booking a repeat appointment.
Three goof-ball guys arrive with various complaints, but are told the doctor is out, so the three nurses service them for $20 a pop. It's all mechanical sex, and the nameless director botches up the editing miserably, presenting the elements of each sex scene out of any conceivable order. Clothes come off, go back on, and are gone willy-nilly, and similarly with the progression of sexual positions. Largest budget line item appears to have been to purchase pina colada mix, as the money shots early in the film are all very fake, with the nurses or Tracy merely dribbling pina colada to represent a non-existent in-the-mouth ejaculation.
Only cast member I recognized is the ham-bone Marc Brock, who wears dark glasses, snaps his fingers and pretends to be a hipster (of '50s vintage). He eventually, after much prompting, manages to achieve a hard-on and deliver a real money shot, but his improv dialog is tiresome in the extreme. Film ends abruptly (fault of the Dragon Art print used) in the middle of his last speech, making for a frustrating conclusion.
I enjoyed watching the top-heavy women in action, particularly Nurse Jennifer who has out-sized puffy nipples. No music is used at all, with emphasis instead on the usual moaning & groaning of pretend ecstasy.
The movie I watched via SWV has a no-name cast and a flimsy premise. Patients come to see a shrink, but instead of getting their heads examined they get humped by the good doc and his three buxom nurses. Although Candy Samples and several other actresses provided hefty bosoms in the early days of porn features, this film is unusual in having all of its femme cast as top-heavy wonders.
Poorly photographed and haphazardly edited offering starts off with elements of a corny burlesque sketch. The first patient Tracy is an ugly woman who complains of a cuckoo bird emerging from her vagina on a daily basis. The doc examines her, with special digital and oral attention to her vagina, and concludes that insertion of his own "cuckoo bird" (read: penis) will do the trick. She digs it and ends up booking a repeat appointment.
Three goof-ball guys arrive with various complaints, but are told the doctor is out, so the three nurses service them for $20 a pop. It's all mechanical sex, and the nameless director botches up the editing miserably, presenting the elements of each sex scene out of any conceivable order. Clothes come off, go back on, and are gone willy-nilly, and similarly with the progression of sexual positions. Largest budget line item appears to have been to purchase pina colada mix, as the money shots early in the film are all very fake, with the nurses or Tracy merely dribbling pina colada to represent a non-existent in-the-mouth ejaculation.
Only cast member I recognized is the ham-bone Marc Brock, who wears dark glasses, snaps his fingers and pretends to be a hipster (of '50s vintage). He eventually, after much prompting, manages to achieve a hard-on and deliver a real money shot, but his improv dialog is tiresome in the extreme. Film ends abruptly (fault of the Dragon Art print used) in the middle of his last speech, making for a frustrating conclusion.
I enjoyed watching the top-heavy women in action, particularly Nurse Jennifer who has out-sized puffy nipples. No music is used at all, with emphasis instead on the usual moaning & groaning of pretend ecstasy.