- Helen Hannah: My grandmother is totally convinced that the world is about to end.
- Bronson Pearl: She was going on about same thing during the Gulf War. Let's just hope she's wrong again.
- Helen Hannah: What if she's not wrong? What if the world IS about to end?
- Helen Hannah: What's it going to take to convince you that this is real?
- Bronson Pearl: You know what it's going to take, Helen? If Franco Macalusso shows up at that press conference tomorrow carrying a pitchfork.
- General Alizar: As I speak these words, a deadly cloud is traveling across the Israeli country, killing every living thing it touches. Our gas masks are useless against its chemicals. This cloud does not care if you are a soldier or a civilian, an adult or a baby, a Jew or a Palestinian.
- Woman: I can't wait, the Messiah says that we are all gods, that we have unspeakable powers within us all. Ohhh...whatever it takes, we've got to get rid of those haters.
- Suzette: [about Bronson] He'll be allright, Helen, Jim and I have our whole church praying for him.
- Helen Hannah: Thanks, Suzie, looks like we can use all the help we can get.
- Steve: I'm not a religious man myself but God help us all.
- Glen: [about Macalusso] You worship him or you die, THAT is your choice.