- Lara Croft: To see your world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, an eternity in an hour. William Blake.
- [Lara sees the UPS man staring at the dilapidated house]
- Lara Croft: I woke up this morning and I just hated everything.
- [Hilary meets Lara outside the shower with something other than a t-shirt]
- Lara Croft: Oh... very funny.
- Hilary: I'm only trying to turn you into a lady.
- Lara Croft: Mm...
- [walks past him and drops the towel she was wearing]
- Hilary: [sighs] And a lady should be modest.
- Lara Croft: Yes, a *lady* should be modest.
- Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
- Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
- Lara Croft: I said you'd try.
- Manfred Powell: Lady Croft, tell me, is there a good reason why I just kept you alive?
- Lara Croft: Yes. That is not the true eye.
- Manfred Powell: This is the true eye.
- Lara Croft: It's not, actually. It's a mirror image.
- Manfred Powell: Ms. Croft, I think you're trying to cheat me out of my little ray of sunshine.
- Lara Croft: Why would I try and cheat you out of anything now? I need you to get the piece so I can steal it from you later.
- Manfred Powell: You're bluffing! Julius, make a mental note: kill Ms. Croft if she attempts any such thing.
- Julius: Yes, sir.
- Lara Croft: Well, we can do it my way, or we can all come back in time for the next alignment and you're welcome to try and kill me then, in oh, say, another 5,000 years?
- Lara Croft: Was it programmed to stop before it took my head off?
- Bryce: Ah, well... that would be a... no.
- Alex West: Lara Croft, I don't believe it. Still pretending to be a photojournalist? Ya know, I think it's really cool that you can still keep a day job, though it's obviously just for show.
- Lara Croft: So, Alex, still pretending to be an archaeologist?
- Alex West: Lara, do we always have to fight like this? Maybe we don't.
- Lara Croft: Hmm, maybe we do.
- Alex West: Why?
- Lara Croft: You stole my prayer wheels!
- Alex West: Stole? Stole? Coming from you? It's not like you ever really owned them or anything. Hey, you're the tomb raider...
- Lara Croft: Oh look, I think your clients need you. As you once said, so memorably, "It's all just a business". So go, go do business.
- [Alex West turns around to find Lara Croft sitting]
- Lara Croft: Hello, Alex.
- Alex West: I suppose you think I'm a greedy, unscrupulous sell-out who'll do just about anything for money?
- Lara Croft: Yes. That's right.
- Alex West: [shrugs] Well, the money bit's true, I guess.
- Lara Croft: Is it, Alex? If you cross me, we may not be able to remain friends.
- [Looks him up and down]
- Lara Croft: Always a pleasure.
- Alex West: Now for a *cold* shower...
- [last lines]
- [Lara Croft enters dressed "properly" to see Hilary and Bryce standing and grinning]
- Lara Croft: What?
- [Bryce takes a picture of her]
- Lara Croft: [the revamped training robot enters the room]
- Lara Croft: Hmm.
- [Hilary takes the covering off the serving tray to reveal Lara Croft's trademark guns, and smiles]
- Lara Croft: [Lara Croft grabs the guns and film ends with a freeze-frame]
- Lara Croft: [after reading the ancient writing in the tomb] Right, so... Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.
- Bryce: [taking screws out of clock to open it] ... screw 13 to quadrant 3, screw 14 to quadrant 4...
- Hilary: [sighs and rolls eyes] Please.
- Bryce: It's my system! So I know where they all came from!
- Lara Croft: It's camouflage.
- [takes hammer and smashes the clock to pieces]
- Bryce: [wincing] Okay.
- [first lines]
- [after an extended action sequence with a training robot which then attempts to revive itself and sneak up on her]
- Lara Croft: Stop!
- Bryce: Me bum's gone to sleep again, all down the left cheek.
- Lara Croft: Really? That's fascinating.
- Distinguished Gentleman: If we don't get that piece, then we'll have to wait five thousand years for another alignment.
- Manfred Powell: I don't know about you, but I'm not planning to give that much time to this enterprise.
- Bryce: My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
- Lara Croft: Yes, well, I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.
- Bryce: How are you going to get to Cambodia and get the clock back in... 15 hours?
- Lara Croft: I'll be calling in a favor.
- Hilary: What kind of favor?
- Lara Croft: Well, that is a secret. If a told you, I'd have to kill you.
- Mr. Pimms: [deleted scene] Good morning. My word. Is this the... This is the clock.
- Manfred Powell: No, it's a fish I caught.
- Mr. Pimms: Yeah, of course. Of course it is. Is Lady Croft still, you know, still with us?
- Manfred Powell: Yep. Still in the game.
- Mr. Pimms: Wonderful. Well, yeah, you know, quite good.
- Manfred Powell: The girl's clearly got a lot of spunk.
- Mr. Pimms: Spunk. Yeah, well, you know, she's very, you know...
- Manfred Powell: I mean she taught my men a thing or two about home invasion. I'm sure we'll see her again, Pimms.
- Mr. Pimms: Really? You think so?
- Manfred Powell: We may even need to hire her.
- Mr. Pimms: Right.
- Wilson: [deleted scene] Mr. Powell?
- Manfred Powell: Mr. Wilson.
- Wilson: Mr. Powell.
- Manfred Powell: You should wear this. Allow me.
- [he lets Wilson wear a hard hat]
- Manfred Powell: You've brought all your notes on the clock?
- Wilson: They're in my case.
- Manfred Powell: Good. Thank you. Let's walk. Lady Croft must mean a lot to you.
- Wilson: She does. I've known her all her life.
- Manfred Powell: But thankfully, you betrayed her.
- Wilson: I had hoped it wasn't necessary. A betrayal...
- Manfred Powell: No, trust me. It was. But you know, you worry me. I can feel your conflict over this. Can't help wondering what you may have told Lady Croft. Come on. Kneel please, brother Wilson.
- Wilson: Brother Powell... I kneel before you, our brethren and the eye that sees all in humiliation and disgrace. I vow to pledge my allegiance anew.
- [Powell is given a sword by Pimms]
- Wilson: Judge me!
- [Powell uses the sword to decapitate Wilson's head]
- Manfred Powell: Bag the head, would you?
- Lara Croft: Oh. Hello. If you don't mind, I'd like to have a word with Mr. West alone, please.
- Alex West: Okay, guys. Let's give the lady a little air. We'll count that later, shall we?
- Lara Croft: So, what are you? Good guy or bad guy? 'Cause you're working for some very bad people, Alex. So what am I supposed to think?
- [she slaps his hand]
- Lara Croft: Your problem is that you can't be trusted. And that should not be acceptable to you.
- Alex West: I'm just trying to get by. Have a little fun.
- Lara Croft: I know what you are.
- [she throws a boomerang Joker playing card]
- Alex West: Oh, it's...
- [she points her gun to his face]
- Lara Croft: If you cross me, we may not be able to remain friends.
- [she puts her gun away]
- Manfred Powell: [deleted scene] Lady Croft. Good evening.
- Lara Croft: Illuminati.
- Manfred Powell: Do you mind if I smoke?
- Lara Croft: Yes, I do. You're with the Illuminati.
- Manfred Powell: Beg your pardon? It's just a bedtime story.
- [Lara throws a knife at an Illuminati sign]
- Lara Croft: Illuminati.
- Manfred Powell: The people of the light. Do you know, Lara there are 22 civil wars raging around the world at this moment? Twenty two wars. Without the people of the light, there would be at least 50, maybe 60 more. We work to weave a golden thread through life's chaos. A life that tends for most people to be nasty, brutish and...
- Lara Croft: Short.
- Manfred Powell: Insultingly so.
- Lara Croft: So, you're the good guys.
- Manfred Powell: Well, my colleagues like to think so. Have you brought my triangle? No, of course you haven't. You've hidden it somewhere.
- Lara Croft: Yeah. Otherwise you might try to kill me.
- Manfred Powell: I'm not gonna kill you.
- Lara Croft: Oh. I said try.
- Manfred Powell: Well, you can keep the triangle you have and I will keep your father's clock. We can be partners.
- Lara Croft: Who sits here?
- Manfred Powell: We can be partners and go for the big prize. The Triangle of Light.
- Lara Croft: Yes, but who sits here?
- Manfred Powell: It's an incredible dream, an awesome power. It could set right so many wrongs.
- Lara Croft: I don't think you sit here, do you?