Sarah Michelle Gellar credited as playing...
Amanda Shelton
- Amanda Shelton: My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do they adjust their belts.
- Tom Bartlett: That's ridiculous, no, no, not the belt- I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238, that would be sex about every 4 minutes... yeah, yeah, that's about right.
- Amanda Shelton: I've been here 20 minutes.
- Tom Bartlett: Very bold plate selection, I might add. Explains the outfit.
- Amanda Shelton: To eliminate a necklace would've taken another half hour.
- Tom Bartlett: I see.
- Amanda Shelton: Doesn't look like it takes you very long.
- Tom Bartlett: Touché. I do seem to come out of the shower fully dressed in a blue suit.
- Nolan Traynor: We can get other jobs.
- Amanda Shelton: Sure, we can take out an add. We can afford it. "Situation Wanted: Shitty chef and sous chef seek restaurant to ruin."
- Amanda Shelton: That's impossible.
- Tom Bartlett: Why's that?
- Amanda Shelton: One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes.
- Tom Bartlett: I think I've loved you since that first day in the market.
- Amanda Shelton: You mean the day I had my hand up your pants. Men are so easy.
- Tom Bartlett: Oh yeah.
- Amanda Shelton: Taste this.
- Nolan Traynor: Mmmm... It's good.
- Amanda Shelton: You do know you can't lie? It sucks. Ugh! It tastes like blue cheese and dirt.
- Nolan Traynor: And there's only one thing worse than blue cheese and dirt.
- Amanda Shelton, Nolan Traynor: Rum raisin.
- Nolan Traynor: They all look dead.
- Aunt Stella: No, no. I don't think they're dead at all. They're just in a trance.
- Amanda Shelton: This is amazing.
- Nolan Traynor: Did you say trance? So we can make them do whatever we want?
- Aunt Stella: No, no. We couldn't, but she could.
- Nolan Traynor: Amanda, you must make all the women love me and all the men give me their wallets.
- Amanda Shelton: [giving Tom the eclairs he forgot] I love dessert. It's the whole point of the meal.