- Bad Ass Dude: Boy, you got a funny idea about chivalry. When me and my lady go driving, she always rides up front with me.
- Bryce: She's sixteen. I mean, what 21-year-old carries around a fake ID saying she's 16? The girl downstairs is 16. Sixteen! I mean, it doesn't matter if she said no. It doesn't matter if she screamed yes, and had a notary public certify it; she's underage! It's statutory! If she presses charges, I will go to jail!
- Nick: So I guess a second date's out of the question, then, huh?
- Nick: I thought you'd be an older guy.
- Bad Ass Dude: My profession don't promote career longevity. It's a young man's business.
- [Nick is reaching for the stolen note, which Lissa has hidden in her private parts]
- Lissa: You could at least kiss me when you do that.
- Nick: We save her, we screw us, and vice versa. But think- who's worth saving here? Who's created this problem? Someone is gonna get hurt, Bryce. It's just a question of who.