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The Secret Laughter of Women (1998)

Quotes

The Secret Laughter of Women

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  • Nimi Da Silva: Mama, why am I always a cow in your proverbs?
  • Sammy: Are you brave?
  • Matthew Field: What? Well, sometimes.
  • Sammy: Are you honest?
  • Matthew Field: Brutally.
  • Sammy: But are you romantic?
  • Matthew Field: To a fault. Have you had breakfast?
  • Sammy: You can't have breakfast at 4 o'clock.
  • Matthew Field: I can do what I like.
  • Sammy: Saracen, will you marry my mother?
  • [Matthew chuckles]
  • Sammy: Will you be my good deed?
  • Matthew Field: I'm much to busy to do that.
  • Sammy: You don't have to do anything. I'll come and do things for you.
  • Matthew Field: What on Earth could you possibly do for me?
  • [he and Sammy just look at each other]
  • Matthew Field: I'll think about it, the next time you come.
  • Sammy: Are you going to change?
  • Matthew Field: Into what?
  • Sammy: Your Saracen costume.
  • Matthew Field: It itches.
  • Sammy: What are you going to say to her?
  • Matthew Field: Good afternoon, Mama Sammy.
  • Sammy: Can't you think of anything more exciting than that?
  • Sammy: [running into the church with Matthew] Mama! Mama! Look what I got for you!
  • Nimi Da Silva: Let's walk on. People are staring.
  • Matthew Field: Well, what do you expect? Satan walking you home from church.
  • Matthew Field: [Sammy looks at a cute girl] Forget it. Bad sign, clog sandals. They're always followed by a father with a shotgun.
  • [an angry looking man walks past]
  • Matthew Field: See?
  • Matthew Field: How would you like it if I arranged to get her out?
  • Sammy: She won't come.
  • Matthew Field: I can put temptation in her way. What does she like?
  • Sammy: You have to keep your room tidy.
  • Matthew Field: As bad as that?
  • Sammy: How do you write a Saracen story?
  • Matthew Field: I start at the beginning and I know how I want it to end.
  • Sammy: My teacher says...
  • Matthew Field: Don't listen to him. He's a loser.
  • Nimi Da Silva: What are you doing?
  • Matthew Field: We're having a shootout.
  • Nimi Da Silva: I don't approve of shooting or guns.
  • Matthew Field: All right. We're playing men who go bang very loudly at one another. Is that all right with you?
  • Sammy: [watching Nene and Mama Fola argue in proverbs] Why are they talking like that?
  • Nimi Da Silva: Proverbs, to be polite.
  • Sammy: It doesn't look very polite.
  • Sammy: Matthew, what do you know about sex?
  • Matthew Field: Well, uh, men and women are built... differently.
  • Sammy: I know all that penis, vagina, rabbit business. I saw a video at Jean Claude's
  • Matthew Field: Rabbit?
  • Sammy: [referring to a discussion with his friend about sex] He says everyone does it.
  • Matthew Field: Yep.
  • Sammy: Everyone?
  • Matthew Field: Uh-huh.
  • Sammy: Even people I know?
  • Matthew Field: Yes.
  • Sammy: Even people who get married?
  • Matthew Field: Especially people who get married.
  • [Sammy makes a face]
  • Matthew Field: Tough one, I know.
  • Nimi Da Silva: What are you doing in here?
  • Matthew Field: Snooping.
  • Nimi Da Silva: I've read your books. Saracen always "banging" and "screwing" and "nailing." That's not sex. That's carpentry.
  • Nene: The lessons you don't teach him, life will teach him. And life's lessons are bitter.
  • Nimi Da Silva: We're all right Sammy and I. But I'll beat him later if it will make you happy.
  • Nene: Why are you not married?
  • Nimi Da Silva: If it matters so much to you, you find me a husband.
  • Nene: What kind of husband? Foolish antelope?
  • Nimi Da Silva: Honest enough to take on Sammy and me. And brave enough to know the truth. And if he's romantic as well, I'll marry him tomorrow.
  • Sammy: Don't you wonder what it would be like to live in the twenty-fifth century?
  • Nimi Da Silva: Sweet Potato, I wonder what it would be like to live in the twentieth century.
  • Sammy: You remember "Come end my eternal loneliness. Let us surf Orion on my cosmic chariot."
  • Matthew Field: Definitely one of my earlier efforts.
  • Matthew Field: Hello, Sam.
  • Sammy: Are you mad at me too?
  • Matthew Field: No. Why? Should I be?

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