- Mildred Roper: Obviously, our wedding anniversary means nothing to you anymore.
- George Roper: Of course it does, of course it does. And what's more I'll prove it to you.
- Mildred Roper: How?
- George Roper: By seeing if they've got our tune.
- Mildred Roper: [gesturing towards the jukebox] What, on that thing?
- George Roper: Yeah. Well, they might have a punk version by the Sox Pistols.
- Mildred Roper: The who?
- George Roper: Yeah, or even them.
- Mildred Roper: And the honeymoon? Two solid weeks of Monopoly! The only thrill of the fortnight was when he landed on my waterworks.