Modern Vampires

TV Movie
1998
R
1h 35m

IMDb RATING

4.6/10

2.4K

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Casper Van Dien and Natasha Gregson Wagner in Modern Vampires (1998)

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A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.

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IMDb RATING

4.6/10

2.4K

YOUR RATING

See production info at IMDbPro

Awards
- 3 nominations total

Panthia
(as Natasha Andreichenko)

Boris Lee Krutonog

Concierge
(as Boris Krutonog)

Marco Hofschneider

Hans
(as Marco Hosschneider)

Stephen Porter

Harald

Ellia Thompson

The Count's Girlfriend

Peter Lucas

The Count's Henchman

Jason Ross-Azikiwe

Pimp
(as Jason Asikiwe)

Roberta Hanley

Saleslady

Victor Togunde

Soda Pop

Director
- Richard Elfman
Writer
- Matthew Bright
All cast & crew
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Storyline

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Trivia
Casper Van Dien did the bulk of his own stunts.

Goofs
When they pull up in front of the club to celebrate Dallas's return to LA, the license plate on the car is for Florida.

Quotes
Nico: I never knew vampires could do sex.
Dallas: That's a myth. With a good commercial lubricant we could go for hours.

Alternate versions
The DVD version is unrated and contains more explicit gore than the edited R-rated VHS release.

Connections
References I Love Lucy (1951)

Soundtracks
Big Red Rocket of Love
By James C. Heath
Performed by The Reverend Horton Heat
Published by Horton House Publishing
Courtesy of Interscope Records
Under license from Universal Special Markets

User reviews117

Featured review

great

I think modern vampires was a different but excellent movie, My family and I sat on the edge of the couch and watched as this film took our emotions for a ride. Casper Van Dien did and excellent job along with all of the other actors and actresses in this movie. I liked the fact that it was different than most of your modern day vampire movies. I definitely advise anyone who holds interests in scary vampire movies to watch this, you will not be disappointed.