Quotes

Trojan War

Leah: This is your big move?
Brad: Do you remember Crayola Crayons?
Leah: Huh?
Brad: They had this one color oh, what was it called... um... oh yeah, Blizzard Blue. That was my favorite color in the world, and until tonight I didn't know why. It's the very color of your eyes.
Leah: My eyes?
Brad: Yeah, Ya know I... I schedule my entire day just to get a glimpse of you, a-and it could be the worst day ever. But seeing you, makes everything okay.
Leah: It does?
Brad: Yeah, it does. I don't know why, But I wanna know.
[he leans in to kiss her]
Brad: To know you more. I want to know you today, tomorrow, forever.
[Brad pauses]
Brad: Eh? It was pretty good, huh? Took me six months to memorize that.
Leah: Yeah, and it'll take you six months to forget!
[she shoves him off the bed]
Brad: What? You didn't like it?
Leah: Christ, I think I'm gonna gag.

Brad: You know what love is backwards? It's E-V-O-L. Evil! Pure evil! Granted it's spelled differently, but it's the same thing.

Leah: Check this, Valetino, okay? We've been friends since like, sperm and everytime you get hurt I have to be um, nice to you for a good two weeks, and I hate that so, let me school you on what's going to happen tonight. Sit.
Brad: You, be Brooke? Right.
Leah: Yeah, it's really quite simple to do. Just think bobbing head doll. Ready?
[in valley girl accent]
Leah: Hi! I'm Brooke. I'm a vapid, vacant, vacuous girly girl. Tee-hee-hee-hee.

Leah: [talking to herself] Yeah, I don't l know why I do this, I mean, he can't just expect me to take care of things all the time and ugh, for a girly girl, ugh, Leah to the rescue to help the crook. Ugh.

[Brad's buying condoms]
Checkout lady: $4.75.
Brad: Oh, you know what, I'm a little short.
[Checkout lady looks toward his groin]
Brad: No, not that way! I'm short of money. Um. Uh. OK. Have you ever had this dream in life?... And these things
[indicating condoms]
Brad: , these stupid, stupid things could make all your dreams come true? That's what it's like with Brooke. Haven't you ever felt that way?
Checkout Lady: $4.75
Brad: Damn it!

Leah: This is so stupid. This is so stupid, I - I should just tell him how I feel, just say it ya know, just say "Brad, you rock, man." Oh, God, so stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

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