Vampire Knights

Ken Abraham plays Ken, avid viewer of the Vampire Knights public access TV channel, hosted by Sir Peterson (Pierre Turson). Ken's flatmates Bobbie (Billy Frank) and Tom (Thomas Kingsley) invite three babes - Tasar (Robin Stille), Zane (Ann Michaels) and Ellissa (Mary Logan) - back to their pad, unaware that their guests are vampires, and it is up to Ken to deal with the bloodsuckers.

As I write, Vampire Knights has just two reviews here on IMDb: one fairly positive, and one very negative. I'm with the guy who trashed the movie: I found this low-budget comedy/horror to be an extremely amateurish effort that failed to deliver the scares and laughs. The plot is puerile, the characters are moronic, and the dialogue is inane.

Have a drink every time the spring-loaded bed goes up or down and you still wont be wasted enough to enjoy this disaster.

2/10, for the one vaguely amusing scene in which Zane gives naive Elissa advice on the art of 'giving neck'.

This must be one of the baddest movies I've ever seen, and that's saying a lot! Ed Wood go home!

I'm going to give a single scene from the movie, here. It has no relevance to the "plot" whatsoever.

Some guys in a mini-van pick up a hitch-hiker. A "pretty girl" - who really is a monster (only we don't know). She asks them if they believe in monsters, but they reply with "There's no such /thing/ as monsters!" She goes in the back of the mini-van and reappears, brown in the face and with sharp teeth. They scream and stop the car. She falls out of the (now open) back doors of the mini-van, and on the street. They drive away and go to a party.

Now, when I first saw this, I thought she was pulling a joke on them, by putting on a halloween mask or something, and when I found out it was for real, she really was a monster, I almost fell off my chair, laughing. This movie is full of these!

If you are a fan (like me) of /really/ bad movies, find this one!!! Seeing it with some friends is a real treat. Special fun to be had, also: Find the scene, where a cloud moves /behind/ the moon! Great!