- Norman Arbuthnot: I'm the first to admit we took this country from the indians but what were they doing with it anyway; shooting off bows and arrows and using seashells for money.
- Zachary Cody: You left-wingers make me wanna puke. You never take a real stand. A stand that you'd be willing to.
- Marc: die for?
- Zachary Cody: No, boy. Dying's easy. Ain't nothing heroic about dying. But if you can take a stand for something you'd kill for, that's something. Something special.
- Illiterate Librarian: "Thumbelina" is art. "Catcher in the Rye" is just mean-spirited garbage littered with the, oh, the "F" word.
- Luke: You know what you need Heather? You know what you really need? A nice stiff dick to shut that big mouth of yours.
- The Anti-Environmentalist: See now, your damn liberals, on the other hand, they'd be protecting the rights of the dinosaurs if they could. You know, I would defend them, too, if they weren't already extinct.
- Norman Arbuthnot: Man is the dominant species. Women are the dominated. They are the weaker sex and they always will be.