Gérard Depardieu credited as playing...
Onoff
- Andre, the Young Policeman: An idea for a new book?
- Onoff: You don't write because you have an idea, but because you can't do anything else.
- Onoff: Bravo! You know more about me than I remember myself.
- Inspector: That's for sure!
- Onoff: Disappointed?
- Inspector: Frankly, yes.
- Onoff: We should never come face to face with our idols. Seen close up, they turn out to have pimples. We may find out that the great works which inspired our dreams were thought up while sitting on the john, during a bout of diarrhea!