- Vincent Eastman: [while on payphone] ... I'm crazy about you. I've always been crazy about you. I'm always gonna be crazy about you. Oh by the way, this is Vincent. Vincent Eastman.
- Olivia Marshak: My uncle used to say going on a boat was like being in jail with a chance of drowning.
- Olivia Marshak: You don't live with her but your car still does? What else do you leave with her? A toothbrush? A pair of slippers?
- Vincent Eastman: A daughter
- Neal: Everybody has to work for somebody. Even Michael-Angelo had to please the Pope.
- Vincent Eastman: The Pope didn't ask for parking space
- Vincent Eastman: [after Sally lists all the traits her family found about Vincent, he decides to add one] Sexually-irresistable?
- Sally Eastman: Oh, my grandmother said that
- Vincent Eastman: Well, since you know my name I thought I could at least know yours
- Olivia Marshak: Olivia Marshak
- Vincent Eastman: Oh wow! From Step Magazine!
- [sits down]
- Vincent Eastman: You have your picture on the top of the column, right? I knew I recognized you, I have incredible visual memory.
- Olivia Marshak: Would you like to sit down?
- Vincent Eastman: Oh no, that's okay. Your magazine gets delievered to our office. The younger staff really likes it.
- Olivia Marshak: Oh, the young people, God bless 'em
- Sally Eastman: Don't you dare get angry at me because you're fucking another woman! It lacks conviction.
- Olivia Marshak: You'd think with all those bridges you guys wouldn't be afraid to burn one every once and a while
- Vincent Eastman: So, Richard, huh?
- Sally Eastman: Who?
- Vincent Eastman: Richard! Pancakes in the shape of animals, Richard!
- Sally Eastman: He's a friend of the family
- Vincent Eastman: Does she eat them at least?
- Sally Eastman: Not usually
- Vincent Eastman: Y'know what Neal asked me just out of the blue? He asked me whatever happened to us. I couldn't tell him.
- Sally Eastman: You fell in love with another woman
- Vincent Eastman: I mean before that
- Vincent Eastman: Do you need a ride tonight? To the museum thing?
- Sally Eastman: I have a lift
- Vincent Eastman: Pancake-man?
- Sally Eastman: I don't think we can do this anymore. Come to the same office everyday.
- Vincent Eastman: You're right. You're fired.
- Sally Eastman: That's okay, you can come. The shutters in the guest room are still broken anyways.
- Vincent Eastman: Oh, that's right! Gotta get around to fixing that
- Sally Eastman: Well, you better, 'cause it's gonna be your room!
- Olivia Marshak: [starts to raise her voice] I know this is an important night for the trustees! Is Meaghan a trustee? So young yet so accomplished!
- Vincent Eastman: [while playing charades, Vincent is struggling, so Olivia lifts up her top] Titties! A Tale of Two Titties!
- Olivia Marshak: Yes!
- Vincent Eastman: I never read that
- Sally Eastman: Second thoughts?
- Vincent Eastman: I'm still not happy with the spacing of the columns
- Neal: [Just entering room] Is he starting that again?
- Sally Eastman: What are you doing up here? You're supposed to be mingling!
- Vincent Eastman: I think I'm mingled out
- Olivia Marshak: Vincent, it's the most beautiful...
- Vincent Eastman: ...demonstration...
- Olivia Marshak: ...I've ever seen