- Princess Ilene: I demand to see your king.
- Thagnar: Harem.
- Prince Gawain: What? You can't do that she's a princess.
- Princess Ilene: Who the hell is harem?
- [she's thrown into a room full of other woman]
- Woman #1: [giggles] I wonder if she's a virgin.
- Princess Ilene: Of course I'm a virgin. I'm Princess Ilene of Brenwyn.
- Woman #2: We all had kingdoms once. Now we are all queens for a night.
- [Ilene looks around scared]
- Monday: I am Monday.
- Tuesday: I'm Tuesday.
- Wednesday: I'm Wednesday.
- Monday: And you're Thursday.
- Princess Ilene: That's today. He wouldn't dare touch a princess.
- [now very unsure]
- Princess Ilene: Would he?