- Eddie: [twirling pencil with one hand] You brought "Loose Limbs 7"?
- Nick: Yeah, sure did. Great movie!
- Eddie: "Great movie"? Ninety minutes of condensed sex and violence - do you call that a "great movie"? Do you have the slightest idea of what the moral and ethical principle is?
- Nick: Hey man, relax! You shouldn't take things too seriously.
- Eddie: [gritting teeth] I'm perfectly relaxed!
- [snaps pencil]
- Sam Campbell: And remember like we say here at the Splatter & Gore department..."You keep them heads rolling", hear...
- Eddie: There is a scene in this movie were a girl get's raped by a beaver and is then shoot in the head with a bazooka.
- Sam Campbell: Why is "Loose Limbs 8" in my office when it should be with Eddie?
- Nick: Uh... Number eight? Um... that's because... um... uh... I forgot?
- White Demon: I'm still waiting.
- Eddie: I don't understand. Waiting for what?
- White Demon: For you to prove yourself. You've got such potential. It would be a real waste if you didn't put it to use. A whole world needs to be corrected. There is much work to be done - I trust you will be happy to do your part.
- Eddie: I tried to do my best!
- White Demon: Yes, I know about your work. Now let me honest, I'm far from pleased. You know what's shown on the screen is a mere reflection of someone's ungodly sick mind. You have to remove these minds or else nothing is won. Just remember not to expect any gratitude. Look what they did to me, and all I wanted was to free them from evil.
- Eddie: Them?
- White Demon: You know. Them.
- Eddie: Yeah, I guess so.