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Aladdin et le Roi des voleurs

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[Cassim has not showed up at the wedding]
Aladdin: Where is he?
[Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion King]
Genie: Hakuna Matata!
[Changes back]
Genie: Whoa. I was having an out of movie experience.

Genie: Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand. It's everywhere, get used to it.

Genie: [the wedding pavilion starts shaking] I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon.

Genie: [skydiving from the back of a plane as different characters] Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! Pocahontas.

Genie: [approaching Cassim with attitude] If you're Al's dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing.
Cassim: [not standing down] Yeah?
Genie: [cheerfully] Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?

Genie: [as Forrest Gump] Mama always said, "Magic is as magic does".

Genie: [multiple Genies are pointing their guns at Cassim] Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves.

Iago: Allow me to introduce.
Cassim: [laughs]
Cassim: The King of Thieves.
[Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie]
Genie: All units, we have a Code Red.

Genie: Oh, no. The crowd is parting. Who's coming? It's Moses!

Genie: And your name is?
Thor: I'm Thor.
Genie: You're Thor?
Thor: Well it hurts.

[the Genie has Cassim surrounded; Aladdin tries to push his way through them]
Aladdin: Genie.
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.
Aladdin: Genie meet my dad.
Genie: [confused and defeated] Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
[all other genies disappear leaving him alone]

Genie: Oh, look, it's a Kodiak moment!
[a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously]
Genie: Put that bear out of here.

Genie: [as Bing Crosby] I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob?
Genie: [as Bob Hope] That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields.

RoboGenie: You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding.
[activates lasers]
RoboGenie: Prepare to be vaporized. Thank You!
[he fires his laser beams at Aladdin and the others, but they avoid them]
Genie: Armed and dangerous!
[to Aladdin]
Genie: I'd like to see one of those Forty Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.

Genie: [as Raymond Babbitt - Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man"] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Definitely an oracle. Tells the future. Uh-oh.

Genie: Your honor, if I may enter a plea of insanity? Because I am crazy about this kid!
[laughs and noogies Aladdin]

Aladdin: I was so stupid to think I could change him.
Genie: Trying to show him a better life wasn't stupid, Al.
Genie: [speaking with his hand, high voice] Leaving him alone with the parrot, that was stupid.

Genie: Al, you're back! And your front! You're both here!

Genie: [after elephants run over the Magic Carpet] Oh, they trampled the carpet! That's a little redundant. So this isn't a bad day for you really, is it?

Iago: Meet your match, Zorro!
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little?
Iago: Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle!

Genie: [Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don't make me use the other end!

Genie: Oh look! There's Osiris. Oh, Osiris! Osiris, could we have a word with you?
Osiris: Squawks.

Genie: [crying at the wedding] It's all so magical. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.
Genie: [sobs loudly for several seconds, then loudly blows his nose into Carpet] Sorry.

[after the 'Party in Agrabah' number ends]
Genie: [dancing] 'Sa goin' on now! gotta partay! Gotta partay! Help me! I Can't stop myself! Somebody rub the lamp! Somebody rub the lamp! Oh, you know I feel it!
[sees everyone staring at him]
Genie: That's enough.

Genie: [as Chico Marx] Hey, that's-a no good. What a wedding needs is a theme!
Genie: [as Groucho] Needs a groom too, but let's work with what we have!
[waggles eyebrows]
Princess Jasmine: [offended] Genie!
Genie: It's a joke! I do that.

Princess Jasmine: [after knocking out one of the thieves] That was for ruining my wedding.

Iago: [after his tail gets stuck in the stone doorway in the cave; he is left with his tail bone; sarcastically] Oh, this is attractive!

Genie: [dressing Jasmine up as Snow White] And how 'bout that gown? Whether you're dancing with dwarves or simply biting the apple, it says 'I'm a princess for now!'
Princess Jasmine: Uh, Genie.
Genie: Hey, it's synergy! The marketing guys are very excited, tests really well.
[grafts Jasmine's head onto Ariel, Minnie Mouse and Jessica Rabbit]

Aladdin: [holding the Hand of Midas] After all these years you finally have your treasure!
Cassim: [taking it from him] This thing? No. This wretched thing almost cost me the ultimate treasure. It's you son, you are my ultimate treasure. I'm just sorry it took me so long to realize it. The Hand of Midas... can take its curse to the bottom of the SEA!
[Cassim tosses the hand right onto the boat where the seven remaining thieves are, the hand then changes the entire boat into gold]
Behrang: It's gold! It turned everything to solid gold!
[without warning, the boat begins to sink]
Omid: OOH, WE'RE SINKING!
[the seven thieves panic until they get stranded out to sea]

[after Iago comes back]
Iago: [breathlessly] Al's... Dad... Sa'luk...
Princess Jasmine: [picks him up] Just take a deep breath, Iago. Now what about Aladdin's father?
Iago: It's Sa'luk! The guy Al beat! He's not beat; he's back! And he's got Cassim!
Aladdin: [knowingly] That's his problem! He chose to go back to that life.
Genie: Al, I know your dad made a lot of bad choices - but that doesn't mean you have to.
Princess Jasmine: He is your father. How can you do anything else?
[Aladdin turns away and thinks about it]
Aladdin: I'm being as stubborn as he was.
[after a pause]
Aladdin: [smiles] Show me the way!

Aladdin: Well, they have no where to go. We got them trapped.
Iago: We? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.

Genie: Maybe you could elope. No, you can't elope. But, oh, honey dew!

Merchant: [singing] So it goes, short and sweet / they were wed down the street / may their marriage be truly blessed / Happy end to the tale and tomorrow's a sale / So I'd better go home and rest / Here's a kiss and a hug / sure you don't need a rug? / I assure you, the price is right / Well, salaam, worthy friend / come back soon, that's the end / 'Til another Arabian Night!

Genie: [as Mrs. Doubtfire] Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. You've got to get your mind off this incessant waiting.

Sa'luk: [after seeing that Cassim is not in prison with the other thieves] He's not in there! You didn't capture the King of Thieves?
Razoul the Chief Guard: Because he was not at the hideout!
Sa'luk: He had to be there. Where else would he be?
Guard: [enterting cautiously] Apologies, Captain Razoul.
Razoul the Chief Guard: [with Sa'luk] What?
Guard: Well, the Sultan said he won't be able to sentence your prisoners until tomorrow.
Razoul the Chief Guard: What's more important than sentencing my prisoners?
Guard: Why, the wedding. Princess Jasmine and Aladdin are finally getting married.
Sa'luk: Aladdin! You didn't capture Aladdin with the others?
Razoul the Chief Guard: Why would he be with the forty thieves?
Sa'luk: Because his father is The King of Thieves!

Genie: [turning a honeydew into a coach] I don't know whether to put it under props or produce!
[to Jasmine]
Genie: Please don't squeeze the tires, they're not ripe.

Iago: Does this code have any rules that don't end in death?
Cassim: It's a strict code.

Iago: [with his tail stuck in the door] How bad is it?
Abu the Monkey: [chatters and pulls Iago free]

Genie: Bad new, Al. The boutonnieres clash with the cummerbunds!
Aladdin: [Referencing to the crowd of guest] Genie, isn't it a little late for that?
Genie: What? What are you trying to say? Out with it! What-wha...
Genie: [Finally notices crowd] ... hehe. They're he-e-ere. OH NO-HO-HO-HO!
Genie: [Transforms into The White Rabbit from "Alice In Wonderland"] I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!
[Runs out of room]

Cassim: [pressing Aladdin to the floor] You don't stand a chance against the King of Thieves!
Aladdin: [grunting] When I get up, I'll bow to you!

Genie: [playing with wedding themes] Okay, Madonna - don't keep it, just put that in the mix. Wink.
[fills the room with neon signs and flashing lights]
Genie: Oh, I see lasers! It's a miracle! He believes!
[as Elvis]
Genie: Thank ya very much.
Princess Jasmine: I don't think so.
Genie: [back to normal] Très gauche, right?

Iago: You're a good guy, Cassim. But not too good.
[laughs]

Genie: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Sultan of Agrabah: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Thieves: [singing] They're finally getting married!
Iago: [singing] Look at all these presents!
Princess Jasmine: [singing] We're finally getting married!
Abu the Monkey: [squeaking] You're finally getting married!
Aladdin: [singing] I'm finally getting married!

Aladdin: [after knocking Cassim to the floor] Could I see your invitation?

Genie: [disguised as a peddler] Ooh, in all my years never have I seen the streets so full of bustle and hustle, and assorted commotion!
Razoul the Chief Guard: Our princess is to wed.
Genie: Oh, wonderful! And who's the lucky prince?
Razoul the Chief Guard: Not a prince at all! Just a no-account street rat!
Genie: [turns back into Genie] NO WAY! Try it phonetically - it's ALADDIN!
[conjures up a nondescript neon sign saying 'Aladdin']
Genie: Aw... some of you don't believe.
[sign turns into the main title]
Genie: [as Tinkerbell] In color! He-he!

Genie: Hello? Somebody's gonna be late for his own wedding!
Aladdin: Hold on Genie, there's something I need.
Genie: [winks] I gotcha.
[winks and turns into a woman popping out of a cake]
Genie: It's a bachelor party, big boy!
Genie: [to Carpet with a mug of beer] None for you! You're the designated flyer.

Genie: [as a wrestling commentator] He's got him in the half-nelson, now he's got him in the full-nelson! Oh no! The dreaded 'Ozzie Nelson!'
Genie: [as Ozzie Nelson] Rick, boys, maybe you wanna come over here and see what's happening'?

Iago: [as the thieves glare at Aladdin for finishing Sa'luk] I thought our side won!

Thief: [singing] Are you out or in?
Smaller Thief: [singing] Make your choice now / Sink or swim?

The Magic Oracle: Have you chosen your question?
Aladdin: I have.
The Magic Oracle: Then ask.
Aladdin: Where is my father?
The Magic Oracle: [points off into the distance] Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world.
Aladdin: Forty Thieves? Is he hurt? How long has he been their prisoner?
The Magic Oracle: [vanishing] I'm sorry, I can only answer one question.

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