Noel Fielding, Greg Davies, Sophie Willan, and Jamali Maddix in Never Mind the Buzzcocks (1996)

Quotes

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Mark: I'm not passive-aggressive, I'm aggressive-aggressive.

Mark: You're the skilful gay of Britain. You have got three straight men fighting over which one gets you.

Mark: Stuart Adamson was a Big Country member. And we do remember.

Phill Jupitus: Stand up a minute.
Simon Amstell: Why, what's wrong with me?
Phill Jupitus: You look like you've been drawn by children.
[childishly]
Phill Jupitus: This is a man in a suit. I've got lots of brown so
[manically]
Phill Jupitus: Here's his hair.
Simon Amstell: That's what I was going for.

Mark: Give it to Bill.
Toyah: I already have.
Mark: I meant the song!

Mark: I like the way Bill just buzzes in without a buzzer!

Lisa: Put me out of my misery.
Mark: I'd love to.
[looking off-stage]
Mark: Could someone please get my croquet mallet?

[in the 'what's the next line of the song' round]
Mark: Girlfriend in a coma?
Bill: Oh... dear.

Bill: What's wrong with this?
Mark: It's like a gay, hippie, Dennis the Menace!

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