Eddie Murphy credited as playing...
Maximillian • Preacher Pauly • Guido
- Maximillian: [after being shot] Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little! You have quite decent aim, though. But next time...
- [Max rips out Tony's beating heart as Anthony and Julius watches in sheer horror; growls]
- Maximillian: put a little HEART INTO IT!
- Tony the Hitman: Ouch...
- [Tony collapses to his death while Anthony groans in horror. Max growls]
- Anthony: [screaming] AAH!
- [Anthony runs to the other side of his Firebird as Max tosses Tony now-dead heart to the side]
- Anthony: [cries as he tries to reload his gun] Fuck Tony. Oh, shit!
- Maximillian: [to Julius] Don't go away.
- Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
- Maximillian: So do I!
- Detective Justice: [about to kill Max with the dagger] Right through your black heart!
- [Justice opens the casket, only to find Rita lying there instead of Max]
- Det. Rita Veder: [raspy] You shouldn't have come.
- [she reaches out to Justice, but frightens him off]
- Det. Rita Veder: It's too late for me...
- [the door in Max's chamber closes, trapping Det. Justice inside the room with Rita]
- Detective Justice: Rita...
- [Justice looks at Rita, now a monstrous, hungry vampire; horrified]
- Detective Justice: Oh, shit! Look at you!
- Det. Rita Veder: Now it's too late for YOU.
- Maximillian: [reappears] You still don't believe in vampires, Detective?
- Detective Justice: I'm taking Rita with me. It's not too late for her.
- Maximillian: You should be worried about yourself.
- [Justice lunges at Max, but the latter disappears as Rita crawls out of the coffin]
- Maximillian: Hey, bitch!
- [Max kisses Rita on her forehead]
- Detective Justice: Rita, get away from him!
- [Justice lunges at Max again to stake him, but Max and Rita disappears]
- Maximillian: [enraged] I can give her everything, Justice! Tell me why you deny her that!
- Detective Justice: [yells] She doesn't belong in your world! She's not a killer!
- Maximillian: It's in her BLOOD!
- Detective Justice: But not in her heart!
- [turns and sees Max and Rita; to Rita]
- Detective Justice: It's not in your heart, Rita.
- Maximillian: Are you sure about that?
- Detective Justice: I'm sure you're ugly!
- Maximillian: [Julius is afraid that Maximillian wants to feed on him. Max pulls a bit of Tony the gangster out of his teeth] I already had Italian.
- Julius Jones: Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.
- Maximillian: It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.
- [Max and Julius brings a severely weakened Rita back to their apartment so she can feed]
- Maximillian: Rita, my sweet, you must feed, or you're going to die.
- Det. Rita Veder: [defiant] I want to die.
- Maximillian: I won't let you. I'll find someone for you.
- Silas Green: [Silas enters the apartment looking for Julius] Hey, hey, Hey! The Knicks won! Julius, goddamn it, you owe me $50.
- [he then notices the new decor created by Max's casting spells]
- Silas Green: Good God, he's a bad motherfucker. Julius! Where's my $50, Julius...
- [then notices Rita, weak and hungry, resting]
- Silas Green: You ain't Julius. You that cop's girl. What wrong, baby? You look sick. Had too much pork today, huh? Bad pig's feet, ate the bay leaf? Want some cod-liver oil, baby? Tell me what you need.
- Maximillian: [sneaks up behind Silas] What she needs is some fresh blood.
- Silas Green: Blood? Blood? I'll go to the Red Cross, get all you need.
- Maximillian: [yells] Shut up!
- [Max stabs two holes in Silas' neck as Rita moves closer to her prey]
- Silas Green: [scared] Ow! Hey, brother, what the idea?
- Maximillian: The idea is dinner.
- Silas Green: Dinner? I don't see no dinner. What are we having?
- Maximillian: You!
- Silas Green: [frightened] ME? Don't do it, baby!
- Maximillian: Do it, Rita. You don't have to resist. Do it!
- [Rita is about to feed on Silas' blood...]
- Silas Green: [completely frightened] Don't do it, baby. I got old, tired Grandpa blood! I got high blood pressure, baby! High as the MOTHERFUCKIN' MOON! You suck my blood. I've gotta take three pills a DAY!
- [... but then NYPD Det. Justice and Dr. Zeko intervenes]
- Detective Justice: [yells] Rita! NO!
- Silas Green: [relieved] Police! Police!
- Detective Justice: It's okay.
- Silas Green: Out of my way. POLICE!
- [Silas runs away from the apartment]
- Detective Justice: [to Rita] Rita, it's all over. Just walk away.
- [Julius is escorting Max around the streets in his limo]
- Julius Jones: Hey, Max, let me ask you something. Why didn't you just bite this bitch when you had a chance?
- Maximillian: It doesn't work that way. She has to give herself to me voluntarily.
- Julius Jones: [laughs] Hey, this is Brooklyn, baby. Don't nobody give up shit unless you got some cold cash or a hot slug for their ass.
- Maximillian: In this case, I know a lot more about her than she knows about herself. One dance with me, one dance, and she'll be mine
- Julius Jones: Oh, see now, yeah, yeah. Now you're talking, player. Now you're talking. Take her dancing. I bet you dance that ol' wild Hammer shit.
- [Julius turns on the radio and plays "Pray", performed by MC Hammer]
- Julius Jones: So I'm gonna put on some music and I want you to show me what you're gonna do when you get in there, you wild vampire self. Show me that old Hammer shit you gonna do.
- [Julius' annoying talking, plus the loud noise from the radio, is beginning to annoy Max]
- Julius Jones: Throw it to me. Here we go! Yeah, that's some good shit, man. Am I gonna be able to disappear in the mirrors, too?
- [Finally having enough, Max uses mind control to damage the radio, then zaps the back of Julius' neck, giving the latter a burning sensation]
- Maximillian: [infuriated] I'm warning you to drive the limo and shut your fucking mouth. Shut up!
- Julius Jones: [in pain] Hey man. You can't do that shit while I'm driving, B.
- Maximillian: [yells] SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- Julius Jones: Shit! I'm driving!
- Maximillian: Goddamn it!
- Julius Jones: What the fuck? You giving me a brain emerysm or something? What the fuck was that?
- [Max blows on the blind-spot mirror, shattering it]
- Julius Jones: Damn, man! You can put somebody's eye out like that.