Don Cheadle, Estelle Getty, Cheech Marin, Rue McClanahan, Billy L. Sullivan, and Betty White in The Golden Palace (1992)

Quotes

The Golden Palace

Roland Wilson: What if you squish a spider, but he's not really dead? And then when you go to flush him down the toilet, he hides on the side? And then, when he's strong... you sit down... and when you're most vulnerable... he *gets* you!

Rose: Penny for your thoughts Sophia?
Sophia: You're an idiot and that's on the house.

Blanche: Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to slip into something that will make me look my best.
Rose: May I suggest a time machine?

Dorothy: This tub must way at least 10 pounds.
Sophia: That's what the doctor said when he delivered you.

[Attempting to tell Blanche that she's too old to have a baby]
Rose: [to Blanche] ...I mean, don't you think that ship has sailed?
Sophia: That ship has sunk!

Roland Wilson: Aha! I caught you with your pants down!
Blanche: It's not like being the first man on the moon!

Rose: I love restaurant kitchens, don't you? Everything is always so big.
Blanche: Big in a kitchen does not excite me, Rose.

Blanche: I'm a lusty woman. A lusty, busty, zesty cowgirl who likes to ride all night!

Blanche: I wanna put him in a hot tub and drink him like soup!

[while sharing a bed, Sophia places her feet on Blanche]
Blanche: What in hell is that?
Sophia: My feet.
Blanche: They're freezing.
Sophia: I know. So I'd figured I put them in the hottest place in Miami.

Sophia: Who are you supposed to be? Dr. Quinn, medicine slut?

Rose: [Rose wins a bet with Blanche] I win, Roland wins... it's a win-win situation! Oh, all except for you, Blanche. You lose. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

The Killer: [yells] Can I get some ice? Sorry... I overreacted, didn't I?
[Roland and Blanche look at him in fear]

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