Review by cain_alex

Suburban Commando is one of those films that you would only use as a time-filler or perhaps a door-stopper. This film, in all of its glory, is perhaps the best argument NOT to go into space. Hulk Hogan's performance is shoddy, and the cast and crew all seem to grimace in pain---not for any physical injury, but because they have to actually put up with this crap.

One thing, though...

I guess now we know what happened to all those missing Martian probes.