Voeux fatals

Well you know what... I quite like made for TV movies with "Deadly" in the title but this one is kind of an unholy storm of very wrong things.

If I'm honest it's skating quite close to being horror so don't put it on in front of grandma

Basically a creepy middle aged man decides to have a full on midlife crisis and get himself a 20 year old girlfriend. He then concocts a rubbish plan to get rid of one of the women in his life.

Highlights of this film include one of the most cringe- inducing vomitus love scenes ever. I don't want to call it love but I can't call it sex because that doesn't happen thankfully for us all. If you enjoy seeing a podgy middle aged man perving over a boggle- eyed dense young girl then your luck is well and truly in. For the rest of us prepare for gut heaving scenes of unparalleled grossness that will have you shouting at the TV and making retching noises. If you are hoping to see a young made for TV actress without her top on watch something else. The only person without their top on here is our leading man. So if what you most want to see hairy moobs, you have also hit the jackpot.

To be fair, this guy does an amazing job of being absolutely repellent and loathsome, so hats off to you big man -have three stars for your trouble.

Old creepy guy who changing young and dumb flesh.

Microphone peeking at 36 minutes. Sloppy.

Shutting this show down and moving onto an intelligent one.

WOW! This was the first movie Î had ever seen on Lifetime Movie Network with my cousin a few years ago, and it was wonderful. Sure, it probably has a horrible plot, bad actors, and a terrible ending, but it's the memories that count. Anyway, I recommend this movie to anyone who wants to have fun with a lot of friends.

I liked it. Yes it is a Lifetime movie where TWO women get victimized by their sleazebag joint hubby, played well by Gerald McRaney as Tom Weston. He is obviously having a mid life crisis of his life of comfortable blue collar delivery truck driving dullness. His attractive wife Nancy, played by Peggy Lipton, looks too good to be rejected by her not very fabulous husband. Then he finds some young dull but pretty laundry worker Bobbie played by Josie Bissett to woo and then secretly and illegally married. It was a real comic set up where young Bobbi acted like just a family friend in front of Nancy because Tom managed to buffalo Nancy to not trust her feelings. Bobbie even befriended Nancy. Weird. Then Tom came up with this hare brained plan to use explosives to off his 1st wife. Then after he fails and is arrested for attempted murder, he becomes sort of a jailhouse heavy as he plans to have one of his wives bumped off.

OK it was a low budget Canadian flick where Vancouver doubled in for Northern Michigan, which is not a stretch. But It was watchable and fun and wasn't that predictable. I recommend it!

Great performances by all actors. I really enjoyed this movie.