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Currently ranked as one of the absolute worst motion pictures in the entire Internet Movie Database, questionable director Dave Eddy’s surreal 1997 kiddie kung fu adventure “Pocket Ninjas” is, if nothing else, a unique, one-of-a-kind experience you won’t soon forget. Pieced together by an inglorious team of cinema-challenged individuals with little working knowledge of how filmed entertainment is constructed, the movie careens wildly between second-rate “Stand By Me” narration, silly sequences of misguided slapstick comedy, and, last but certainly not least, extended scenes of B-movie action guru Gary Daniels training in a variety of unrelated locations. The story — if you’re brave enough to actually label it as such — is nothing more than a cheap “3 Ninjas” knock-off starring a trio of talentless children who look just as confused delivering their lines as they do participating in the film’s numerous martial arts-related shenanigans. Had Eddy and his lackluster crew...

Your Highness is the biggest disappointment of the year so far. Yes even more disappointing than "Sucker Punch." I wasn’t expecting that much from "Sucker Punch." Your Highness I really, really wanted to like. I kept hoping the Godawful Rotten Tomatoes rating was wrong. But no. That rating is very accurate. I won’t go as far as Andrew O’Hehir of Salon.com who claims it is tear-a-hole-in-the-fabric-of-reality bad. In a world where "Epic Movie," "Meet the Spartans" and "Pocket Ninjas" exist, "Your Highness" can only ever hope to be the fourth worst movie...

One of the great features over at the Internet Movie Database is the Bottom 100. Based on ratings viewers of the site give to various films, the worst of the worst films get put on this list. Some of them are on and off in a matter of days. Others stick around for the long haul, showing just how much suckage they truly emit.

It’s time to look at these movies and determine where they stand. Do they deserve to be on the Bottom 100 list? Are they not as bad as everyone says? Will they be off the list any time soon?

Here’s the breakdown for this week’s film:

Comments on the poster: What’s a “wim-wam” anyway? The quote at the top was so clearly not real and, in fact should read… “This Picture Could Set Our Movie Industry Back At Least Fifty Years!”

Title: ‘Monster a...

One of the great features over at the Internet Movie Database is the Bottom 100. Based on ratings viewers of the site give to various films, the worst of the worst films get put on this list. Some of them are on and off in a matter of days. Others stick around for the long haul, showing just how much suckage they truly emit.

It’s time to look at these movies and determine where they stand. Do they deserve to be on the Bottom 100 list? Are they not as bad as everyone says? Will they be off the list any time soon?

Here’s the breakdown for this week’s film:

Title: ‘The Hellcats’

Release Date: 1967

Ranking on Bottom 100 (as of 9/2/2009): #12 (based on 1073 votes)

Why it’s Here: Biker chicks and Davy Jones, that’s about all this movie has going for it. What’s it have working against it?...

One of the great features over at the Internet Movie Database is the Bottom 100. Based on ratings viewers of the site give to various films, the worst of the worst films get put on this list. Some of them are on and off in a matter of days. Others stick around for the long haul, showing just how much suckage they truly emit.

It’s time to look at these movies and determine where they stand. Do they deserve to be on the Bottom 100 list? Are they not as bad as everyone says? Will they be off the list any time soon?

Here’s the breakdown for this week’s film:

Title: ‘Pocket Ninjas’

Release Date: March 25, 2007

Ranking on Bottom 100 (as of 8/12/2009): #1 (based on 700 votes)

Why it’s Here: Recently, while coming up with ideas for our weekly Top 10 Tuesday column, a Movie Geeks joked that we should come...