- [after an extremely loud sound demo prior to the movie]
- THUD announcer: The audience is now deaf.
- Plucky Duck: Is it just me, or is it hot in here? How about a little A.C., huh?
- Wade Pig: Air conditioning wastes gas; I'll just crack the window.
- Winnie Pig: Don't you dare, Wade! People will think we can't afford air conditioning!
- Buster Bunny: [falling toward a hole in the ground] A plot hole?
- Babs Bunny: I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.
- Plucky Duck: Are we anywhere remotely near Happy World Land yet?
- Wade Pig: No, but if you're bored we can always play...
- Hampton Pig: Spot-the-car? Spot-the-car?
- Wade Pig: Spot-the-car!
- Hampton Pig: Whoopee!
- Plucky Duck: Oh, you mean like spot the red cars or the cars with out-of-state-plate?
- Hampton Pig: No, any car!
- Wade Pig: Here they come!
- Winnie Pig, Wade Pig, Hampton Pig: [jumping up and down] There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car!
- [laughter]
- Plucky Duck: [squashed] Fun game.
- Winnie Pig: Look, look! Here come some more!
- Winnie Pig, Wade Pig, Hampton Pig: There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a... Oops! Truck!
- [laugter]
- Plucky Duck: Shoot me.
- [Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]
- Buster Bunny: Hey, Byron can fly!
- Babs Bunny: Who knew?
- [Buster is forced to marry Big Daddy Boo's daughters]
- Buster Bunny: I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!
- Big Daddy Boo: No, that's big o' me!
- [Plucky just got run over by Hampton's family's car]
- Plucky Duck: I think the left front tire is a little low.
- [the Pig family is singing "99 Bottles of Non-Alcoholic Beverage On the Wall"]
- Plucky Duck: Call me picky, but isn't that song supposed to be "99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall"?
- Winnie Pig: We don't drink in our family, Plucky!
- Babs Bunny: I miss my family. I miss performing.
- [Buster drenches her again]
- Babs Bunny: I MISS BEING DRY!
- Buster Bunny: You know, Babsy and I want to tell you about the time we had riding down the river.
- Babs Bunny: [transforms into Tina Turner and sings] Hey! We're a rollin'... rollin'... rollin' down the river! Rollin'... rollin'... Rowan and Martin!
- [speaks]
- Babs Bunny: These are the jokes, folks, so feel free to laugh anytime... or not.
- Ship Captain: This little girl may just be what we need for our big show.
- Babs Bunny: Show? Did you say show?
- Buster Bunny: Well, actually, Babs here is anxious to get home to Acme Acres.
- Babs Bunny: [impersonating Lucille Ball] But Ricky, I wanna be in the show!
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: We almost went looney/ from counting days till Juney/ now this afternoony/ summertime is here!
- Plucky Duck: A three month vacation...
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: For kids across the nation.
- Fifi: Whatever your location...
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: It's the best time of the year!
- All: Visit Acme Acres for a cool-down in the sun/ Beat the heat, it's a treat, that's for everyone/ We're Tiny, we're Tooney, we're all a little looney/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures with some summer fun!
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Now the video's begun.
- Elmyra Duff: [facing an angry lion] Well, if it isn't the king of the jungle.
- [the lion roars in her face]
- Elmyra Duff: You don't have to yell. I know what you want - you want a haircut!
- [grabs him and shaves his head, giving him a crewcut]
- Elmyra Duff: There, isn't that preferable?
- [holds up a mirror; the lion screams]
- Elmyra Duff: Long hair is SO retro.
- Babs Bunny: In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
- Buster Bunny: I will goof off every second that I can.
- Hampton Pig: During summer break, I'll see the sights.
- Elmyra Duff: I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
- Fifi: I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
- Elmyra Duff: Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
- Plucky Duck: Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
- Babs Bunny, Buster Bunny: Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
- All: We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
- [the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
- Gogo Dodo: You're out!
- Babs Bunny: [rescuing Buster in disguise] Lookin' kinda peaked there, son.
- Buster Bunny: Ya took long enough.
- Babs Bunny: [VERY sweetly] I was enjoying watching you sweat.
- Babs Bunny: Way to go, Huck Finn. We spent our entire vacation downriver! Summer's over!
- Buster Bunny: Yeah. And I can't think of a better way to have spent it Babs, than with you.
- [kisses her]
- Babs Bunny: [rapturous] Really?
- Buster Bunny: Absolutely.
- Babs Bunny: Aaah...
- [Buster soaks her again]
- Buster Bunny: Babs, grab the life saver!
- Babs Bunny: Who can think of candy at a time like this?
- [Buster catches Babs with a life saver]
- Babs Bunny: Oh.
- [underwater]
- Underwater Sealife/Mermaid: [singing] Beneath the ocean/Beneath the ocean/We make lots of commotion beneath the ocean!
- Shirley the Loon: Mondo distress signal! Buster and Babs are like in peril! I'd rescue them if I didn't have this summer job.
- Babs Bunny: Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?
- Buster Bunny: [as they fall down a waterfall] You might say that!
- Babs Bunny: Oh, Buster, I didn't think I'd get a chance to tell you...
- Buster Bunny: Shh. I feel the same way.
- Choir: [singing] Happy World Land. Happy World Land. Where the fun will never stop, at only 80 bucks a pop. The beautiful Happy World Land.
- Wade Pig: [hums the melody to "Pop Goes the Weasel"] ... Pop goes the weasel!
- Plucky Duck: Say, Dad? Do you know anything else? Like, I don't know... Old MacDonald?
- Wade Pig: [starts humming the melody to "Old MacDonald"] ... Pop goes the weasel!
- Babs Bunny: Possums
- Buster Bunny: Gators
- Babs Bunny: Dinner Theater
- Buster Bunny: Main Course
- Babs Bunny: Options
- Buster Bunny: One
- Babs Bunny: Bolt?
- Buster Bunny: Bingo
- Babs Bunny: Ready
- Buster Bunny: Go!
- Babs Bunny: You know, Buster, I think we've gone far enough down this river.
- Buster Bunny: Ah, relax, enjoy, the sound of the water, the soft croaking of the frog, the quiet whispering of the wind through your ears...
- Babs Bunny: ...the scary possum kid plucking the banjo?
- Buster Bunny: Don't worry, Babs, he's just trying to communicate. Afterall, music is the universal language.
- Babs Bunny: Hmm... his music does have a certain rustic... shun c'est quoi... romantic charm...
- [deeper voice]
- Babs Bunny: If you know what I mean.
- Little Boo: [thinking Babs is a man] Are you married? Hmmmmmm?
- Babs Bunny: Sure am.
- [grabs Byron in a dress]
- Babs Bunny: Meet the missus.
- Byron: Wwwwooouf.
- Wild Safari Zoo P.A.: We hope you are enjoyin' Wild Safari Zoo! May I repeat, so that Warner Brothers won't get sued if anyone really does this - do not get out of the car!
- [Elmyra gets out of the car anyway]
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [singing] We're waiting for the clock to strike three/ When it's three o'clock we'll be free.
- Plucky Duck: Then it's adios, Looniversity/
- All: Summertime is coming finally!
- Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Say goodbye to teachers and books!
- Plucky Duck: See you in September, you schnooks!
- Plucky Duck, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Hampton Pig: All summer long we'll be free/ Come on stupid clock, please! Strike three!
- Radio Announcer: [after picking up a creepy-looking hitchhiker]
- Radio Announcer: Newsflash: a psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison. The raving maniac has been described as a lanky man with straggly hair and a pasty complexion.
- [Plucky looks at the hitchhiker - he matches the description]
- Radio Announcer: When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green hightops.
- [Plucky looks at the man's shoes - they are orange]
- Plucky Duck: Whew!
- Radio Announcer: Wait, I'm sorry. That's ORANGE hightops.
- Plucky Duck: Mama!
- Radio Announcer: Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. In fact, exposure to any pork product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. If seen, please notify the authorities at once. Remember this important number: 555-9...
- [Plucky starts writing it down when Winny shuts off the radio]
- Winnie Pig: Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days.
- [falling down a waterfall]
- Buster Bunny: I got ya! I got ya!
- Babs Bunny: But who's got you? AAAHH!
- Superman: [flying in and catching them] I do, kids.
- Buster Bunny: Hey pal, this is our story!
- Babs Bunny: Yeah, get your own video!
- Superman: It's your call.
- [drops them]
- Babs Bunny: [singing, dressed as a gondolier] Veal parmigiana/ cream fettucine/ ravioli, clams with linguini/ hot pepperoni/ tasy spumoni...
- Babs Bunny: [speaks] we haven't eaten in weeks.
- Babs Bunny: [singing] Veal parmigiana, veal parmigiana!
- Buster Bunny: Babs, that song really put me in the mood.
- Babs Bunny: [hopeful] for what?
- Buster Bunny: Pizza! You got any money?
- Babs Bunny: Thank you, Mr. Romance.
- Buster Bunny: You know, you look kinda pretty there, stading in the rain. I love the way the wind rustles through your ear, and that shine the water makes on your fur... and your uncanny resemblance to a drowned rat when you get drenched.
- Babs Bunny: Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you!
- [raises pole to smack him and gets struck by lightning]
- Babs Bunny: Oh, no! One of those possums!
- Banjo Possum: Aw, shoot! Don't fret none missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
- Buster Bunny: See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
- Babs Bunny: [sarcastically] And here I thought it was Esperanto.
- [last lines]
- Hampton Pig: Tunnels, and car games!
- Plucky Duck: Boy, that trip was sure lame.
- Hampton Pig: [bringing in the deranged hitcher] Here's our pal - what's his name?
- Plucky Duck: SOMEONE CALL A COP!
- All: You viewers are lucky...
- Mr. Hitcher: Hey, where the heck is Plucky?
- All: When weather gets mucky you can take it from the top/ When September rolls around/ you hear the schoolbell sound/ Never mind, press rewind, it's summertime again!/ We're tiny/ we're toony/ we're all a little loony/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures...
- Buster Bunny: And I am the champ!
- Babs Bunny: And now you are just damp!
- [pulls a lever dropping a ton of water on Buster]
- Babs Bunny: I just can't help myself!
- Elmyra Duff: [reading to a group of captured animals] And the most feared predator in the jungle is - ME!
- Elmyra Duff: [holds up picture of herself, giggles]
- Elmyra Duff: Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!
- [the animals run off screaming]
- Elmyra Duff: Aminals can be so capricious.
- [being swept downriver]
- Babs Bunny: So how do we stop this thing?
- Buster Bunny: We don't.
- Babs Bunny: So long, Acme Acres.
- Buster Bunny: Hello Adventure!
- Buster Bunny: You know, Babsy, in this moonlight you look just like... Morey Amsterdam.
- Babs Bunny: [enraged] MOREY AMSTERDAM?
- [Buster soaks her again]
- Buster Bunny: It's a romantic tradition of the South - beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies.
- Big Boo, Little Boo, Sissy Boo: [answering the door] Yeeees?
- Buster Bunny: Strike my last stereotype.
- Elmyra Duff: [giving Furball swimming lessons] You're not going to learn anything floating on the bottom of the pool.
- Babs Bunny: [in a dark shed] Now, I just need a plan.
- [strikes a match to see the shed is full of boxes labeled "fireworks"]
- Babs Bunny: Well! A shack full of fireworks! Isn't that convenient?