- Scotty McKay: Hey why wouldn't she be faithful to me?
- Jeannie Peterson: It's not her style!
- Scotty McKay: How do you know?
- Jeannie Peterson: She wears Velcro panties!
- Dana: You can't walk out on me. Do you know how many men would kill to be here with me right now?
- Scotty McKay: Well, if I see any on the way up, I'll tell 'em to take a number.
- Dana: Donald. Come here.
- Donald Burbank: Yeah, um, I'm gonna need a lot of energy for about half an hour. After that, I don't care.
- Gus: Stinger?
- Donald Burbank: I hope to.