- Arms Dealer: If you make money from war, you're scum. If you can't make money from bounty hunting, you're an idiot!
- Curtis: [taunting Porco] If you run away, I'll tell everyone you're chicken!
- Porco Rosso: Chicken, pig, what's the difference?
- Ferrarin: There are warrants out on you for treason, illegal entry, decadence, pornography... and for being a lazy pig.
- Porco Rosso: [Curtis and Porco have run out of ammo when Curtis attempts to shoot Porco with a revolver] Hahaha... This isn't a Western, you can't hit me from here.
- Pirate: So we're taking all 15 of them?
- Head Pirate: Well it wouldn't be nice to seperate them from their friends.
- [Ferrarin has signaled to Porco]
- Fio: What did he say?
- Porco Rosso: He said "Cute kid. When did you start babysitting?"
- Ferrari: Marco, why don't you come back to the air force? We'll use our influence to work something out for you.
- Porco Rosso: Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather be a pig than a fascist.
- Mamma Aiuto Boss: We're coming for ya...
- Pirates: Porco Rosso!
- [They fall on top of each other]
- Pirates: Ow, ack, argh, get off me!
- Radio Announcer: Repeat; "We're coming for you, Porco Rosso, ow, ack, argh, get off me!"
- Fio: Are you a spy?
- Porco Rosso: A spy?
- [Porco roars with laughter]
- Porco Rosso: A spy! That's a good one! That's the last thing I'll ever be. I only work for myself.