Quotes

And God Created Woman

Robin Shea: [leaky roof, sodden bed] Oh, my God! Jeez! Billy!
Billy Moran: [roused] What?
Robin Shea: Billy! Billy!
Billy Moran: [rushing out of bed] What?
Robin Shea: The roof's got a leak. It's a swamp in here!
Billy Moran: Oh, shit...!
[enters her cramped quarters]
Billy Moran: Yeah, I can fix that.
Robin Shea: Yeah, fix it!
Billy Moran: [turns around] What, you want me to go up on the roof now, and fix it *now?*
Robin Shea: Yeah! *Do somethin'.*

Robin Shea: Do you want to marry me? I mean, as a business deal. What do you think?

[first lines]
Robin Shea: [blonde escaped convict] Hi. I need a ride into town. This is an emergency. Can you help me out?
James Tiernan: [deep voice] Do I have a choice?
[with laughter:]
James Tiernan: Yes, hop in.
Robin Shea: [as the stately limousine pulls away] Thanks a lot.
James Tiernan: [takes off his glasses, regards pretty girl] What's the emergency? If you don't mind my asking.
Robin Shea: [on plush seat] Uhm... there's no real emergency *now.*
[smiles, sighs contentedly, looks around, spots bottle of champagne]
Robin Shea: Do you mind?
James Tiernan: No, help yourself.
Robin Shea: [does so] Oh, gosh, I need a drink.
[snickers, pops cork]
James Tiernan: Where are you heading?
Robin Shea: [smiling over rim of glass] Anywhere.
[takes sip, smiles]
Robin Shea: Ever been there?
James Tiernan: Oh, my God.
[on car phone, to chauffeur:]
James Tiernan: Holden, I left my briefcase behind. Would you turn around and go back for it, please?

Robin Shea: [in bed, as his hand 'accidentally' lands on her breast while he's 'asleep'] It's really a shame we're married.

Robin Shea: [tearfully] It's my whole stupid life right here in this suitcase, you know? And that's kinda pathetic, don't you think?

Robin Shea: [playing pool] Four more games, okay? The winner says "do"... and the loser *does.*
James Tiernan: You're on!

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