- Marvel: Fuck you!
- Molly McGrath: Fuck you what?
- Marvel: Fuck you... Coach McGrath.
- Molly McGrath: Better.
- Molly McGrath: [after she runs the team into the ground, throws the broken watch on the ground] You owe me a new stop watch... you PUSSIES!
- Peanut: [as the gargantuan Finch tries to fit into a uniform] Man, how'd your folks let you get like this?
- Krushinski: Are you kidding? He probably ate his folks!
- Molly McGrath: [to Frank] if I didn't think you would use it against me, I'd punch your face in!
- Phillip Finch: I'll do it for 10 bucks.
- Frank Needham: You just keep your fat ass out of this!
- Phillip Finch: [punches Frank] No charge!
- Peanut: [about Finch's weight] How did you folks let you get like this?
- Krushinski: Are you kidding me? He probably *ate* his folks!
- Molly McGrath, Marvel, Trumaine, Peanut, Cerulo, Levander 'Bird' Williams, Krushinski, Phillip Finch, Alonzo: It's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings... football
- Alice Needham: I found Marian's shoe.
- [indicating the dog]
- Alice Needham: President Muffly had it! The stupid son of a bitch also chewed up my Duran Duran album.
- Molly McGrath: What did you just say?
- Alice Needham: Verna says it's ok to call a dog a son of a bitch cause that's what he is.
- Verna McGrath: [after Molly glares at her] I can't believe I said that! But, it *is* linguistically correct.
- Molly McGrath: New hairdo?
- Jeannie: Yeah, do you hate it?
- Molly McGrath: Well, I don't hate it, but I think it really looks terrible.
- Molly McGrath: I've got thing a under control. Just let *me* handle it.
- Frank Needham: That is the joke of the year, Molly! Alice is passed out drunk, you're out partying, and these two
- [indicating Trumaine and Marva]
- Frank Needham: are *screwing* on your sofa.
- Marva: We were NOT! Not when you came in we weren't.