- Dick: [after rescuing Shanda from being tortured on a rack] You okay? You look taller. Or, longer, or something.
- Xenon: And the Xenon's push into the first pennant drive of the season. On the opening line-up, it's Xenon on first, on second its Xenon, and, of course, on third, Xenon. And lets not forget last year's season favorite: Xenon.
- Xenon: Where do you think you're going there, boy? That's a mighty big weapon for a boy you're size. You know, I just love a boy with a big weapon. Who does your hair?
- Hector: This is the life of the Norks: food, women, and war. Nothing better on the face of this earth. Now you have an opportunity to be a Nork.