- [after her daughter blows away a bad guy with a rocket]
- Kathryn Hamilton: How did you learn to shoot like that?
- Donna Hamilton: Daddy.
- [after destroying the bad guys with her arsenal of weaponry]
- Donna Hamilton: That's it for me! I'm hitting the shower!
- Edy Stark: [Cash fires pistol until empty] That gun is a 25 millimeter Beretta 950. You've had your 8, bitch.
- [Edy shoots Cash]
- Hugs Higgins: My boyfriend doesn't want me to do oil wrestling any more...
- Kym: Why's that, honey?
- Hugs Higgins: He doesn't think it is dignifying.
- Kym: Neither is the blow-job, and he's not complaining about that.
- Hugs Higgins: [snigger]