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Danielle Daven and Anne-Marie Fox in Rabid Grannies (1988)

Quotes

Rabid Grannies

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  • Elizabeth, the monster: Peek A Boo Father.
  • Father Percival: [Victoria scares Father Percival with her fingers] Aaaahhh.
  • Victoria, the monster: [Victoria hands over a machine gun to Father Percival] You know that we respect you Percival, yes. A man of God isn't just anyone. Elizabeth wants to torture you before we kill you, but i insisted that it be dearly painless because we like you very much Percival. Every time you smash a students fingers with a ruler, i say to my self... He's a vicious man, a bad priest. And we like bad priests, so pull the trigger. Why suffer, otherwise it's her way. And i promise you, your vocal cords will split. What do you think of that Percival.
  • Elizabeth, the monster: Don't listen to her. If you commit suicide, you know what's waiting for you. A priest who kills himself, hahahaha. You want to be damned, for just a few minutes of suffering you save your soul. No Percival, let me look after you. Be strong just once in your boring life, just once.
  • Victoria, the monster: But what she isn't telling you Percival, it's not her who's going to have her eyes pulled out. Or her knees broken, or her stomach eaten out. It's so hard for her, right sister. Think about Percival, i hope you see it all clearly. She's just waiting for you to play martyr, so she can make a human hamburger out of you. Don't let her do it, Percival. Kill yourself. After all, You never were a good priest.
  • Father Percival: NOOOOO...
  • Victoria, the monster: YEEEEESSSS
  • [Father Percival pulls the trigger and shoots himself]
  • Victoria, the monster: .
  • Victoria, the monster: I won, i won. Hahaha.
  • Elizabeth, the monster: So nasty little girl, we cut off aunt Victoria's hands. We also gave her headaches, what way is that to act. I'll have to punish you.
  • Jessica: [Screaming in fear] No, NOOOOO...
  • Elizabeth, the monster: Unless... unless you sing for my birthday, right away. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Sing bitch.
  • Jessica: Happy birthday to you... Happy b... b... birthday to you.
  • Elizabeth, the monster: Happy birthday dear aunty, happy birthday to you.
  • Elizabeth, the monster: Alright, go on.
  • [Jessica gasps]
  • Elizabeth, the monster: You can go, hurry up.
  • Jessica: I can go...
  • Elizabeth, the monster: Hurry up, i like to change my mind.
  • Elizabeth, the monster: [Jessica gets out of the car, while Elizabeth mumbles] Get on with it thoughts.
  • Elizabeth, the monster: [Elizabeth's thoughts] Kill her... Kill her...
  • Fred: Oh, look.
  • Harvey: So what, it's just a spider's web.
  • Fred: Oh nothing, i just thought the fly divines our situation perfectly. Look at it, the more it struggles. The more it tangling it's. Fascinating.
  • Fred: [Harvey tries to get the fly out of the web] No, don't help it. It's nature, the fly's destiny.
  • Miss Barnstable: [Miss Barnstable and Alice are preparing diner, the bell rings] What now, who can that be at such an hour. Alice go and see.
  • Alice: Me, why me.
  • Miss Barnstable: Why not you.
  • Alice: I don't know, it's pitch black out there. And it's far to the gate, and i have to go trough those creepy bushes.
  • Miss Barnstable: You silly little twit, just who do you think you're going to meet at the gate. The Devil, huh.
  • Miss Barnstable: Better move on girl, you're to old to be talking that way. Besides i need Radu to serve the pheasant, MOVE IT.
  • Alice: Yes ma'm.
  • Miss Barnstable: Youngsters, damnation.
  • Fred: It's not possible.
  • Harvey: What's not possible.
  • Fred: All of this mess, those transformations, the possessions. It's absurd, were victims of collective hallucinations. That's it, a collective hallucination. Those things just don't exist.
  • Fred: Do you hear, it's just our imagination. They are not real, and i'm going out to proof it now. They don't exist.
  • [Fred opens the door and goes out, screaming sounds can be heard]
  • Fred: [Fred comes back with scratches all over his face] They Exist.

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