- Dee Dee: I guess it's not surprising I'd fall for an alien. Lois Lane fell for Superman. Uh, there've been lots of mixed couples like that. Fay Wray and King Kong...
- Stovitz: This could be a very lustful, degenerative, dirty mission... and very dangerous. Allow me to volunteer!
- Dee Dee: There's something that I wanted to ask you: could I join the band? I know you'd have to talk it over with the rest of the guys and I know it would cause some problems, like, on the road, we'd have to have an extra motel room and stuff, but...
- Absid: That is important: we do travel a lot.
- Dee Dee: --but I'd add sex appeal, and that's an important component in maximizing profitability in your core and target audiences.
- Dee Dee: What a great night. We could go for a swim if the acid rains hadn't ruined the lake.
- Absid: There are undesired chemicals in this lake?
- Dee Dee: I'll say: they used to bottle it as paint remover, back before the economy got bad and everyone stopped working.
- Absid: Have they tried to reintroduce natural fauna?
- Dee Dee: Yeah, they tried to stock it last summer, but all they got for all their trouble was a couple of pounds of fried fish.
- Absid: So use of this lake was stopped through the addition of these chemicals through rain fall.
- Dee Dee: Well, no, they stopped it before that when they opened up a branch of plutonium nuclear freeze dried foods on the other side of the lake.
- Absid: Where there any efforts to obtain compensation through your legal systems?
- Dee Dee: Yeah, but there was a law passed limiting all nuclear contamination claims to seventeen dollars and fifty cents. But then all compensations were waived and they came and put an MX missile silo at the bottom of the lake. But the acid rains ruined the missile, which turned out to not work anyway, but the Defense Department still sued Speelburgh for the damages. You're not from around here, are you?