- Kichi: I got your symbiosis, it's getting me down. It's giving me psychosis and pushing me around. I got your diagnosis with the doctor on the phone. He said to take a small dose and don't be calling me at home. Kichi, Kichi. Just call me Kichi.
- Kichi: Come back to Earth Mr. Out-in-Space. This class be boring as you face. The big bad rapper is here to say, your wife would have left you anyway.
- Larry Pearle: Ok, ok. Pass your permission slips up this way.
- Edna Savage: Mr. Konnor, what's the first thing you do when you get into a car?
- Riko Konnor: Hot-wire it.
- Larry Pearle: Ok, what is this?
- Maria Abeja: That is where they keep the guns, si?
- Vanessa Crawford: GUNS?
- Kichi: My name is Kichi and I'm from Japan. Just be my woman and I'll be your man. Let's wrap our love around each other. Stop breaking my heart and be my lover. Kichi, Kichi, just call me Kichi.