Quotes

Big Top Pee-wee

Pee-wee: [shouts impatiently] All I wanted was a measly sandwich! I very nicely explained that I was starving. I'm starving! PLEASE!
Mr. Ryan: [defeatedly] Sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. You remember, no one is as important in this community as Pee-wee Herman. All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. I guess that's just the way things are around here. My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman. And everything else comes second!
[finishes Pee-wee's sandwich]
Mr. Ryan: There's your sandwich. Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee?
Pee-wee: Well, I would like a pickle if it's not too much trouble.
Mr. Ryan: No! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke.
[opens a barrel, knocking over Otis and Deke's chess board; extracts a pickle and hands it to Pee-wee]
Mr. Ryan: Game's over. Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. Here. Here's your darned pickle. Are you happy now?
Pee-wee: Mmm-hmm.

Mr. Ryan: [Sees Pee-wee reading a magazine in his store] I hope you're planning to buy that magazine, Pee-wee. This ain't no Library.

Pee-wee: [children are staring at them] Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!
School children: [whip out cameras, flashbulbs go off]
Pee-wee: Ahh! Paparazzi!
[poses suggestively]

Pee-wee: Good morning, Vance!
Vance: Morning, Pee Wee.
Pee-wee: Hah! Beautiful day, huh? Mm-mm!
Vance: Mm... It's okay.
Pee-wee: [singing] Mm mm mm mm... Ah! Doo doo... Doo-doo. Mm mm mm, mm... Mm. Mm-mm-mm... Mm mm-mm-mm... La-la la-la... Ah! Pkhh!
Vance: My, we are certainly in a good mood this morning.
Pee-wee: That, my dear Vance, is the understatement of the year. Everything seems completely different to me today. The air smells so fresh. The sky seems a brand-new shade of blue. I don't think I've ever noticed the beauty of this leaf. And Vance! Have you always been so handsome?
Vance: What the...

Vance: when i first mett this hippo i was rather uite rude buut now that were together im glad i was pursed,

Woman in Crowd: It's Abraham Lincoln! May I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln? I'm a big fan.

Andy: You okay, Boss?
Mace Montana: Well, my chin's banged up pretty bad... I think my ribs are broke... an' it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy... but I'm circus.

Sheriff: All right, listen up, people!
Mr. Ryan: What's up, Sheriff?
Sheriff: I got a call from Porterville there is a big storm heading this way, you folks better go home. Smiley, you start putting up the store.

Mace Montana: We've been puttin' this show on for a long time now. Well, that's all over.
Circus Performers: [Sounds of dismay]
Mace Montana: We're puttin' on a brand new show!
Circus Performers: [Cheers]
Snowball - Clown: What k-kind of show, b-boss?
Mace Montana: I'll tell you what kind of snow, Showball!... Snowball!

Mr. Ryan: if ive told u once ive told you 100 times do not run in my store pee wee herman.

Pee-wee: Well Winnie is sure taking this well excuse me pee wee my lunch dates have arrived.

Vance: You know its kind of ironic isn't it pee wee a couple of good looking guys like us having so many girl problems.

Pee-wee: children please mr herman and would like to have a quiet lunch go play with vance.

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