Beverly Hills Vamp

1989
R
1h 28m

IMDb RATING

YOUR RATING

A trio of geeks go to Hollywood to make a movie and are bored one night so they get some hookers to have some sex. Unfortunately, the hookers like to drink blood.A trio of geeks go to Hollywood to make a movie and are bored one night so they get some hookers to have some sex. Unfortunately, the hookers like to drink blood.A trio of geeks go to Hollywood to make a movie and are bored one night so they get some hookers to have some sex. Unfortunately, the hookers like to drink blood.

See production info at IMDbPro

IMDb RATING

4.1/10

801

YOUR RATING

See production info at IMDbPro

Photos48

+ 43

‘Snow White’ Stars Test Their Wits

Rachel Zegler, Gal Gadot, and director Marc Webb take our Ultimate Disney Quiz.

Watch now

9:57

More like this

5.3

Transylvania Twist

5.2

Dollman

4.0

L'attaque de la pin-up géante

3.8

4.7

3.6

4.7

3.5

4.1

4.3

4.9

3.9

Storyline

Edit

Did you know

Edit

Trivia
In the scene where Aaron and Kyle are talking to Father Ferraro about ways to kill vampires, Father Ferraro takes his cross and says, "Be gone, Count Yorga". The actor playing Father Ferraro, Robert Quarry, played Count Yorga in Count Yorga, Vampire (1970) and The Return of Count Yorga (1971).

Quotes
Kristina: I can make you feel... like you've never felt before!
[She presses up against him, and his pant legs shoot up]
Kyle Carpenter: Oooh, I've felt that before!

Connections
Referenced in Camp Midnite: Show 122 (1989)

User reviews9

Featured review

3/10

Came for the birds, bored by the nerds.

Director Fred Olen Ray is from the same school of film-making as Jim Wynorski (and Russ Meyer before that), where it doesn't matter how terrible the script is just as long as there are plenty of big-breasted, scantily clad women. Beverly Hills Vamp features the likes of B-movie babes Michelle Bauer and Debra Lamb as sexy vampires, but the ladies aren't the focus of the film, Ray placing the spotlight on über-nerd actor Eddie Deezen instead.

Deezen plays geeky scriptwriter Kyle, who travels to Hollywood with pals Russell (Tom Shell) and Brock (Tim Conway Jr.) to try and make a movie; while in 'Tinseltown', the trio attempt to get laid at a brothel where the hookers are actually vampires. Russell and Brock get bitten, leaving Kyle to try and save his pals before they join the ranks of the undead for good.

The awful script pads out the run-time with pointless exchanges of dialogue and plenty of obvious innuendo, Deezen's ultra-nerdy performance proving extremely irritating throughout. Even appearances from the likes of Robert Quarry and Britt Ekland cannot help save the film from utter awfulness - on the contrary, both are terrible, in keeping with the general standard of the whole production.