- Bugs Bunny: Let me tell you a story about a singing frog
- Prince Abadaba: A FROG? But frogs don't sing!
- Bugs Bunny: [whispers] This one did...
- Old Storyteller: I was once a human being, but that rotten kid in there was my undoing. He doesn't need a storyteller, he needs an exorcist!
- Sylvester, Jr.: Whoever heard of a cat eating porridge? Why can't we have a mouse like other pussycats?
- Advisor: These old ears have heard tell of a land called Hollywood, where storytellers abound. Perhaps we could bring some over, as hostages?
- Sylvester, Jr.: I don't like porridge! I want a mouse!
- Sylvester: You'll eat your porridge and like it!
- Sylvester, Jr.: I'll eat it. But I won't like it!
- Prince Abadaba: What happened to Goldilocks?
- Bugs Bunny: She serving time in Tehachapi for breaking in and entering.