- Lauren Hutchinson: [during opening credits] Listen, I've got this whole high school thing psyched out. It all breaks down into cliques.
- Patty Greene: Cliques?
- Lauren Hutchinson: Yeah, you know, cliques; little in-groups of different kids. All we have to do is click with the right clique and we can finally have a social life that's worthy of us.
- Patty Greene: No way! Not even with CLEAVAGE!
- Lauren Hutchinson: I told ya. This year we're gonna be POPULAR!
- Patty Greene: Yeah?
- Lauren Hutchinson: Yeah. Even if it kills us!
- Jennifer DeNuccio: Like, who ARE Devo? Are they guys, 'cause I only go and see guy bands.
- LaDonna: They're guys... they're WEIRD guys... but they're guys!