- Liza Chamberlain: Cody, do you cook?
- Cody Abilene: Not much.
- Liza Chamberlain: Well, what do you usually make for dinner?
- Cody Abilene: Reservations.
- Liza Chamberlain: Did you hear that she got raped this afternoon by two homosexuals? One held her down and the other one did her hair.
- Cody Abilene: All right, it's these hands. They're the lethal weapons.
- Beverly: Yeah, just be careful when you play with yourself.
- [last lines]
- Cody Abilene: Would I help any woman in distress? Yes, ma'am, I would.
- Lady Lillian Chamberlain: Oh, Cody Abilene. My Abilene.
- Lady Lillian Chamberlain: I do wish Luciana hadn't killed Shane. It's such an inconvenience. Good help is so very hard to find, you know.
- Cody Abilene: We're in big trouble.
- June Khnockers: No shit, Kemo Sabe.
- Cody Abilene: You don't understand. I only have one bullet left and I've never hit a moving target in my life. Here he comes.
- June Khnockers: [Stands up and exposes her breasts] Hey, look at these!
- Luke: [Stops and stares] Yeah!
- [Cody shoots Luke]
- Cody Abilene: We need this film developed.
- Rodney, the Photographer: Sure, no problem.
- Cody Abilene: Oh, by the way, it doesn't have to be good. Just fast.
- Rodney, the Photographer: Fast, not good. Huh. Sounds like most men I know.