William Katt credited as playing...
George Loomis
- George Loomis: [During sex] Go ahead and plant one on me.
- [Baby licks George's nose]
- George Loomis: OH! It French-kissed my nose! It kissed me!
- Susan Matthews-Loomis: [Susan laughs] No. No, Baby. No.
- George Loomis: Dragon breath. Get out of here!
- George Loomis: [after eating ants] This is absolute crap-o-ramma. Dead ants, live ants. I think I'm going to die.