- Carnegie Hall Groupie: ...and it smelled just like cleaning fluid and made me wanna like WAX THE FLOOR. So like can someone tell me like, is this concert for real, or it it just another rip off?
- TIX News Reporter: KIX morning news update. Mok's promise to rewrite rock history was prematurely and tragically interrupted last night when an overwhelming power surge totally destroyed Carnage Hall and blacked out the entire city. Survivors described the destruction as "evil," "spooky," and "wow, bad karma, man."
- Drug Pusher in Club: I've got uppers and downers. Inners and outers. Screamers and shouters. And that's to make you go sideways.
- Mok: Wars have been started for less. Gentlemen, when I want your opinions, I will give them to you!
- [holding broken steering wheel after crashing his car into a fountain]
- Stretch: Oh *no*! This is my car! My wheels! My *voltage wagon*!
- [News broadcast of the Carnegie Hall disaster]
- Jake's Girl: I dunno about this, Jake, nobody seems to be buying these "I survived the Mok concert" T-shirts.
- [last lines]
- Mylar: Fabuloso! I put those two kids together, and what to you get? How about that show! Good night, Mok, where ever you are. Just kidding folks, he's just backstage... er, I think. You get the greatest show ever! Let's hear it for these kids, and hope that this never happens again!
- Omar: Look. It's a waste of time to creep around this depravos mansion, escorted by two of Mother Nature's finest freaks!
- [Toad enters from behind Omar, who doesn't notice him at first]
- Toad: [angry] THREE.
- Omar: Huh?
- Toad: [angry] THREE.
- Omar: Oh. *This* one talks in numbers!
- Toad: [threateningly] Words to the wise, guy. Be nice, or be dog food. Follow?